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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:22am

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50pm

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46pm

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38am

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48am

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:16am

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:00am

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31am

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40am

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41am

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25am

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:59am

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:06am

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:43am

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:46am

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:43am



Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.