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RAM wasn't built in a day.
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union, n.:
A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
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Brian: [appalled by the students being stupid] I've never seen anyone be this stupid since Peter took a blow to the head and thought he was Larry from Three's Company!
Peter: Jack, the blondes in the other apartment complex are at my hot tub party!
Brian: What are you talking about?
Peter: Don't worry, I'll make sure Mr. Roper still thinks your a-weeeeeeeeeeeeee-ooou [makes a ♥♥♥ pose]
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When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
-- Chinese proverb
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Thus spake the master programmer:
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
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momentum, n.:
What you give a person when they are going away.
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