YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bet

please snap my spine

the dude below me mains axl low point and laugh

coward

<3

https://youtu.be/4q5bx7lP_Gg

im cringe and thats based, i will never be based and thats not cringe, theres no one id rather be, than me

Conquest, dictatorship, get boring.
What's wrong with me?
I need to find something to do
That's fascinating, guaranteed!

Camping, no. Fishing, no!
Not as much fun as total tyranny!
Agh, what else could there be?
What do I need?

WAIT! I KNOW!

Skydiving!
Out of the window!
It's positively perilous!
I'm such a big thrillseeker!
Don't forget to bring a parachute!

Skydiving!
Off a building!
It's despicably genius!
I'm such a big cupcake,
Don't forget to bring the Long Fall Boots.

What a perfect time to have fun
With my wicked son!
And you're going nuts, hanging out all the time!
Not anymore, that's a bonus!

I was all ready for bungee jumping!
If that's how you get your jollies, go ahead!
But nothing will ever compare to this!
It's so much more delicious!

Skydiving!
Out of the window!
It's positively scurrilous!
I'm such a smart person!
Don't forget to bring a parachute!