Recent reviews by Naf95

Cute idle game. Wish I could turn off unit noises individually and zoom out to see the whole village but those are minor and nitpicky.

I tried to purchase and play this game because I have heard nothing but good things. Little did I know, installing Rockstars stupid little launcher would be the most rage-inducing thing known to man. Was it the 6 section captcha at every sign in attempt? Or how once I logged in it "lost connection" and wouldnt let me play my single player game in offline mode because i had to "connect to the internet to verify ownership". How about after an hour of troubleshooting and trying to get the stupid thing to connect to the internet every single other app and device i own automatically connects to every day, I launch the game in online mode and it tells me "you dont own the single player campaign". Long to short, ♥♥♥♥ Rockstar and every other ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "gaming" company that just HAS to have its own, borderline malware, launcher. If youre gonna force me to use the launcher equivalent of a Ford Pinto, the least you can do is make sure it actually works.

Space Marines meet Dwarf Fortress meet Minecraft. A FPS for the ages. Rock and Stone!

IEYTD was a great game, the design is gorgeous, the puzzles are difficult without being overly complex, and the dialogue is pretty humorous. The game itself is a little short, but completely worth it, especially if its on sale. Cant wait for #2.

I bought this on a reccomendation and boy am I pleased. Though not my favorite genre, the techno beat in most of the track pushes you forward until you find yourself grooving with the song, blasting polygon guys, dodging bullets, and then all of a sudden the track is over and you find yourself wanting more. Easy is a nice warm-up but hard is HARD. I wouldnt consider myself out of shape but after a song or 3, I'm definitely breathing hard. Couple that with the modifiers (dual-wielding anyone?) and the game is a blast. My only gripe is a lack of custom levels, but with how well done the standard levels are it's really not even that big of a complaint. Looking forward to whatever they put out next, be it DLC or a completely new game.

Tl;Dr Cliche story, wonky controls, uninteresting puzzles, fun to tear apart with friends.

I bought this game at a 90% discount and honestly I don't really regret it. The boys had a lot of fun watching me suffer through roughly 4 hours of gameplay. The first thing you will notice is the very interesting choices in sound mixing. The deafening snoring in the first scene had us laughing and it only got worse. The controls are not tight which is okay since the platforming is only called such because there are platforms involved. The story was very cliche, featuring an Indiana Jones type MC with the stupidest hat and just the worst lines (We can kill two stones with one bird). Adam Venture (Danger trembles at his name, as he so often remarks), goes on a worldwide adventure to discover the treasure of King Solomon accompanied by his not-love interest Evelynn. I cant in good taste recommend the game but I also cannot say we didnt enjoy it.

Consistently a classic, the only game i come back to over and over

Who doesn't love performing vasectomies wwII style. 10/10 would shoot again