I would open up a chain of hot dog stands, named the nut shack and sell/market my nut to larger companies such as Heinz and Hidden Valley. Once i create a nut monopoly, i will invest in creating a new form of "nut" energy, being a pioneer in the game. I will create the world's first nut-mills, giving birth to nut energy worldwide, eco-friendly by the way. My seamon will be global. I will win the nobel prize and give my first speech on what i plan on doing. I will enact the anti-L pact, disabling anybody that does not invest into my nut mills. I will then be the first man to have his seed harvested on the moon and neptune. I then will hire a team of scientists to study and analyze it. After further research we shall make the first nut based weapons of destruction (nut blaster, nut cannon, and the infamous nut-beam).

My nut will save us from the future nut wars to come, destroying the giga nut that tried to destroy us all. My seed will spread throughout the galaxy and beyond. One day while having my johnson tickled by the pack, i noticed something on the horizon. My eyes did not believe it at first, but there he was, an alien before the sheen. It is an honor to be the first ambassador of nut from earth to make contact with another civilization beyond the stars. He spoke a gibberish, but then i lit up the donka-donk and started to understand him perfectly. He told me he recieved my nut technology as a gift, so in exchange he gave us the blueprints for galactic travel. Tingling with nut filled excitement, I then scurry off toward my new spaceship (powered by anti-nut matter). I input the coordinates and began analyzing my new form of coom power. After a week or 2 of traveling, i finally arrive at my destination. A beacon in the dark, a firefly in a dark abyss, there it stood.

The rarest element in the universe, Jizzonium. I can now harness this power and control the past and future. I coomed so hard i created an alternate dimension of only coom launching squirrels. I then realized, I HAVE DONE IT, I acquired the locust of all knowledge. Only I, with the understanding of nut i have, could be trusted with such power. I now head back to earth for my welcoom party. Stay tuned for more tales of Sheen and the power of nut.

When hunting the poon, one must first measure the atmospheric changes around him. The night is upon us, young sparrow. Tis your time to spread those wings and digest thine glizzard. Upon entering the "poon zone", one must use GREAT caution - as it can be dangerous. A treacherous adventure awaits you guardian, breathe lightly and stay on your toes. Watch them graze from a distance, do not alert. You must take it own your own from here....
- Oprah

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