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Recent reviews by 🌴 🌊 Joe Panegra 🌊 🌴

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207.9 hrs on record (195.3 hrs at review time)
Cool and good
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
59.5 hrs on record (37.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Wardens - cool and good

Collies - bad


This review is sponsored by stupid Grand Prix tasks
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Aesthetic af
Posted 21 August, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
80.4 hrs on record (52.4 hrs at review time)
Okay, the game is pretty good, but actually it's not a racing simulator as it should be. NFS Shift is just simply an arcade racing on some popular closed-tracks.
The real hardcore starts just before the game starting. Seriosly, this game wont launch on Windows 10 without any magic. I spent hours and hours while searching for solutions and finally I got it.


"Wow, and now I can finally enjoy that piece of crap, yeah?" - I said that just after the game launched at the first time.
"Nah, dude, u gay" - the game replied.

The second part of mind♥♥♥♥ was just after I started the first race and guess what? THE GAME CRASHED. According to some advices in the Internet, I had to reinstall PhysX and change many different settings. And WOW - after that the game actually STARTED. Great job, we did it.

Now I can enjoy this game from 2011 with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 30 FPS. ON A MEDIUM GRAPHICS. THE ♥♥♥♥ AM I A CONSOLE PLAYER???

10/10 best NFS ever created.

Need some help on how to increase fps in this crap, I wanna play this game.
Posted 10 April, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
24.2 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
What I expected:
Decent continuation of the SR3.

What I got:
Cyberpunk game with lots of fun and no sense.

9 aliens/10
Posted 26 November, 2017.
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15 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
19.4 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Spent 6 hours jumping from bridge to rail in dm6.

Still dont know how to strafe jump in this game.
Posted 27 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
32.1 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
10/10 Better than any UT3 and UT16

Posted 24 November, 2016.
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431.7 hrs on record (291.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10 WHERE'S MY AMBER, ARTIFACT?/10
Posted 5 February, 2016.
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