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* Tenta defusar o relógio quando ele desperta pela manhã..
* Vai de faca pra faculdade pra chegar mais rápido...
* Vai pra balada e no meio daquela fumaça pergunta quem foi o fdp que jogou smoke...
* Vê um lugar diferente e já fica imaginando um novo mapa..
* Assiste um filme de ação e identifica cada arma do filme.
* Tá andando pela rua e vê um cara parado aí vc grita:" Camper FDP!!! Que raiva de campers..."
* Voce está apostando corrida, mas aí começa a ficar pra trás, voce grita:"♥♥♥♥♥ de lag!!!".
* Quando seu sanduiche esta acabando voce tenta recarregar caso alguem tente come-lo...
* Quando Sadan Hussein foi capturado vc disse: Counter terrorists win.
* Quando Bin Laden explodiu as torres vc disse:Terrorists win.
* Sua avó pensa que vc é marginal pois vc vive falando com seus amigos que matou 30 ou 40 com a AWP ou com a Ak 47 nos morros do rio
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ᴏʜ! ɪᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ
ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶜᵃʳᵉ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ
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⠀ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ?
ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ!"
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀- sᴀᴋᴜʀᴀ ʜᴀʀᴜɴᴏ
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⠀⠀⠀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ's ᴅᴀʏ!
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꒰๑·.˚. ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ! ~
⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ · . ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝒲𝑒𝑒𝑘
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𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥!
𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶...
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ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴇᴀʀ
ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ...
ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ!
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🎃 *。 𝐻𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝐻𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 。* 🎃
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ ⠀|⠀⠀ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ⠀
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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ "ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴀʏ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ..."
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ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ ⠀|⠀⠀⠀𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑑 ಌ
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ᴏʜ! ɪᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ