Recent reviews by IAlreadyToldUButIHad2TellU2wice

its ok

I have articulated my feelings in my previous review for the illustrious "Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition". I grant this game a 10/10, and I believe my review for the original dark souls title perfectly illustrates a critique of this game as well.

Wow, what a good game. I haven't played since 2011 and I am enjoying it even more in 2015. Unfortunately there are some people with the misconception that the sequels are better games. These people should visit a proctologist to have their head removed from their ass (thx 4 dank joke buck'le). If i see another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talkin ♥♥♥♥ about borderlands i will throw hands so hard like paralyze a ♥♥♥♥♥ to where he in a chair like that smart dude steven spielburg who does all that space stuff. I wouldn't reccommend playing if you're a midget because you may be offended by the number of midgets you have to kill (they're so cute like little lawn gnomes). You can play as generic black guy, generic meat head, sexy lady with magic witchcraft, or a robber with a bird. This game is an absolute experience which ♥♥♥♥♥♥ casulz can have fun with and the hardcore can stay. I'd even go as far as to say this game is above average, it has a redneck with a hot mom, how cool. At the end you fight a toothed vagina so that's cool. unfortunately my brain has been addled by the marijuaynee and i can no longer play video games as it gave me 8th degree arthritis.

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WHY IS DARK SOULS THE BEST GAME YOU ASK?

BECAUSE IT IS DARK SOULS AND DARK SOULS IS BEST GAME?

IN DARK SOULS YOU KILL MANY THINGS

IN DARK SOULS YOU ARE KILLED MANY TIMES

WHAT DOES EVERY GOOD VIDEO GAME HAVE?

ANSWER: KILLING THINGS

WHAT HAPPENS IN DARK SOULS?

THINGS ARE KILLED.

This may just be the best single player experience of all time for first person shooters. Funny, full of replay value and secrets. An all around excellent game with a great community full of user made content and multiple DLC's that come with the game. This is a Must Buy