Fire-Related Nonsense!
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Hello there, (insert your name here)! I'm Penny! Don't know who I am? Well, you probably don't care. But I'll tell you anyway.
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The Basics

Name: Penny
Age: Old enough
Height: 5,4
Gender: Junkers Ju 87 "Stuka" Dive Bomber
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Some more Stuff

Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Element: Fire
Favorite Animal: Cardinal
Zodiac: Scorpio
Class: Pyro
Abilities: I can play computer games, design things, draw, build things, set things on fire, make terrible jokes, cook things, and lose friends. That's pretty much it.
Interests: Pyrotechnics, art, music and engineering.
Fears: Heights and spiders. And spy-mains.
Weaknesses: Cold weather, extensive rain, disease, snipers.
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Love and Hate

Love: Fire, chocolate, nature, pizza, seafood, technology, fireworks, reading, sci-fi, star gazing, comedy, space, 🅱litzkrieg, spicy memes, soda, French fries, sushi, history, birds, and video games.

Hate: Rain/thunderstorms, yard work, high taxes, spiders, poetry, feminism, tryhards, (most) scout mains, math, allergies, autobalance, lack of autobalance, "autocorekt" has been autocorrected to "♥♥♥♥ YOU", lag, and those gosh-darn spies.
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Even more Stuff

Favorite Game: Team Fortess 2
Most Anticipated Game: Half Life 3 (Or Half Life 2: Episode 3. Whatever it's goanna be)
Greatest Words of Wisdom: "Penny, you're gay."
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My Squad

Hutchy Bear
Kamerad
Person who likes birds
Prince of Bears
Sawbownr
Neighborhood Police
♥♥♥ Dog
BB
Urt
Tractor
Stelthy
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Here's a poem I wrote:

"Tomatoes are red, Harambe got shot; Tractor is Rick Harrison, and this is his pawn shop." -Penny
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Here's an inspiring quote I heard once:

"Thick thighs save lives, Penny." -Maple 1/6/18
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FAQ (Note: Some of these arent questions that others ask me, they're questions I ask myself)

Q: What are you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay?
A: No..

Q: Are you some sort of furry?
A: No..

Q: Whats your IQ?
A: Atleast 8

Q: Whats your KD ratio?
A: 0.9999999999999999999

Q: Are you insane?
A: Probably
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Well, I have nothing else to say really. If you read all of this than congrats, you deserve a medal. Goodbye! And remember kids, don't play with fire; use it to burn people. ;3








































































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