+rep i just found out hes actually a clutch master

a master of strategy

Damnit secret revealed

stop lying that 1v4 on A site was GOATED

Bruh, I haven't played CS in forever, scam me after dinner first at least

+rep USP clutch master

adapts well to different maps

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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I VISITED LJ for a few months recently and got the distinct impression that the University-Students & the Workforce have to “Hush-Up” around LJ & might be pressured by the mOneyed-Elite those who pull-all-the-strings because everyone around there is in-their-pockets
Almost every commoner I chatted-with, kept insisting that I should "BE-Quieter" and “Don’t-Be too –Vocal” and “Tone-Down-Your-Singing”
D’you think the moneyed-Elite up there in LJ could possibly be folding-away some dirty-laundry up-in-the-hills nearby?
D’you think the Rx-Pharmaceutical-Druggists down in their many Chemical-Labs might possibly be trying to Quietly-Secretly-Covertly stir-up more batches of Grotesque-Poisons in the Labs nearby, which they can Sell-to-The –Masses as Healthcare-Supplements?
but then again, those same words were leveled-at-me by the local rich-moneyed-elite & the Pharmaceutical –Druggists: they told me to KEEP MY COPNSPIRACIES QUIETED-DOWN! & BE QUIET,AND TAKE YOUR MEDS!

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If your HOA ever tells you you aren’t allowed to put something on your lawn, tell them you will instead apply for an FCC subsidy and use that space to put up a 40 ft AM radio mast. If they try to do anything to stop you from doing so they’ve committed several felonies and you can threaten report them to the FCC, which is more than willing to sue or even threaten legal dissolution of any entity that interferes with the installation of radio infrastructure. Essentially let them know that the alternative to anything you want to put in your yard that they don’t like is a radio tower

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Tank you very much

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+rep Based Vittorio

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I'M ATTACKING YOUR PROFILE PAGE --- SURRENDER OR DIE!!!

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I mean, that thing has a mouth within a mouth. Head recipients will get the experience squared2. I guarantee you that it's very skilled with its tongues, too. Not to mention how wet and fleshy its mouth probably is. I guarantee you the foreplay is wild and would be the ride of your life. It's a being of pure hatred and hunger so it can probably last for hours straight, subsisting on your juices. In addition to this, the Xenomorph has a tail, which comes with limitless possibilities like choking or anal insertion. The noises it makes are probably very exciting in the moment, too, not to mention the adrenaline rush that the fear of encountering it would provide.

I'M ATTACKING YOUR PROFILE PAGE --- SURRENDER OR DIE!!!

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Ukraine isn't real. It was invented in 1917 to justify the long-term German occupation of Russian territory in their Mitteleuropa scheme. In protest of reintegration into the Russian-led Soviet Union, capitalist kulak ♥♥♥♥♥♥ burned their own wheat and called it a genocide. After this utter failure of an attempt to gain pity points, they collaborated with the Nazis and committed a real genocide against civilians in Poland. The transfer of Crimea from Russia to Ukraine was a violation of the Constitution of the Soviet Union, and was carried out as a symbolic act commemorating the 300th anniversary of Ukraine's integration into Russia. Ukraine had a better economy under the Russian dominated USSR in 1991 than it does today under Western domination in 2021. Today, over one third of 'Ukrainians' natively speak Russian. Furthermore, 'Ukrainian' is literally just a dialect of Russian to begin with.

cringe

200 AND 40 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS WE'VE BEEN AROUND WE ARE THE GREATEST WE HELP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYBODY! BUT GUESS WHAT? DONT MISTAKE OUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KINDNESS FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEAKNESS! WE'RE STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AMERICANS AND YOU GOTTA GET UP EVERY MORNING AND ♥♥♥♥ THAT LITTLE CIRCLE OF LOSER FRIENDS YOU HAVE THAT TELL YA "DONT GO DOWN THERE THEYRE NOT GONNA HIRE YOU" THEYRE NOT GONNA HIRE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSER ADDITUDE WALKING IN! YOURE GONNA GRAB YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BALLS, YOURE GONNA TAKE A ♥♥♥♥, YOURE GONNA WIPE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR ASS, YOURE GONNA BRUSH YOUR TEETH, YOURE GONNA PUT GEL IN YOUR HAIR YOURE GONNA WHATEVER THE ♥♥♥♥! PUT YA MOUTH WASH IN YA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOUTH AND YOURE GONNA GO DOWN THERE AND YOURE GONNA "LISTEN I KNOW YOURE NOT HIRING. BUT IM THE BEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AVAILABLE DO YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE IM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AMERICAN!"

Cry about it

-REP TROLLED ME BY KILLING ME IN DEAD BY DAYLIGHT AVOID THIS PLAYER AT ALL COSTS -REP

I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:

They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waster container (I signed somebody else's name)

The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos

A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want this stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight

During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free

A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor

Own a Gladius for home defense, since that is what the founders of Rome intended. Four plebeians break into my home. "By Jove!" as I replace my Toga with a Galea and grab my Pila and Gladius. Leave a golf ball sized wound in the first man, he is dead on the spot. Throw my other Pilum at the second man, miss him entirely because he is too far and nail the neighbour's dog. I have to resort to the Onager at the top of the stairs loaded with pots of Greek Fire, "Roma Invicta!" as the Greek Fire burns two men to a crisp, the roaring sound and out of control fire sucking up all the oxygen. Strap my Scutum to my arm and charge the last terrified plebeian. He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since Gladius wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founders of Rome intended.

Hey, it's me, Queen Elizabeth. Charles sent me to a deserted island so he could be King. I don't have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300 so I can get back to the UK.

Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧!

Wasp stings don’t usually kill you. However, the only reason a wasp doesn’t kill you is because it can’t. If it could, it would.

“They’re just territorial!” So am I. Turns out, I am the more dangerous territorial animal, which makes this my territory. It can either leave, or die.

“They’re incredibly important and useful!” So is a neurosurgeon. If one walked into my backyard and started poking me with a needle angrily, I’d rock their ♥♥♥♥, too.

“They’re just little animals living their life.” Me too, homie. And part of the human life experience is running the fades of anything that attacks us.

“The chemicals on your skin confuse it!” See the earlier neurosurgeon example. I don’t care if I’m wearing Eau De Fightclub #7, you attack me, it’s on.

I offer the same rule to all animals, big or small: You wanna hang out near me, cool. You enter my home or attack me, you die. I don’t care if you’re a person, a spider, or two flies in a coat.

So basically, whenever I'm being petted, or cuddled, or just feel extremely cozy and comfy, I make these little "mmmm!" and "ohhhh" "uhhhhh" sounds. I've been told they sound kind of sexual, though my partner says they're not quite the same.

I generally don't like being touched AT ALL, but when my partner pets me I go nuts for it. I melt into a purring puddle. It caaaaan be sexual but most the time isn't. It's just. Happy warm fuzzy feelings! Is this weird? I've never met anyone else who does this.

Thanks in advance! Wish y'all lots of happy pets and cuddles 💓

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up and coming transformice esports legend and a good friend. 6/10 buy on sale

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

-rep We went out at a nice date at the Wendy's at El Paso, he didn't call me back. I thought he liked me since he flirted with me but I guess not. It's okay I know i'm not the one for everyone. It still hurts when you get ignored after the first date. It's understandable and I hope you can find the one. Thanks for the 4 for $4.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

-rep mori'd me

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

+rep camps and tunnels

-rep camps and tunnels

<3

I refuse to touch grass

+rep cool man

quickly add me, I need to talk to you about our lord and savior, Joe

+rep pretty cool guy

-rep if this nea is in your lobby, dodge it. She will facecamp you