Ur So Skibidi, Such A Slay Gooner Frrrrr.

ur mums bubble gum pink... is my fav colour

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Hold up this isn’t my phone…

Hey siri! How do I silently block my “friend?”

Behind enemy BLU frontlines after 6 sentries and 4 players of the same class in the team: "I'm in"

rage quitter >:(

https://youtu.be/kg-iVWFaaPs

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hey, sowwy I saw youw pwofiwe and I just thought you wooked cute in youw pictuwe, I weawwy wanted to teww you that)) It's weawwy wawe to see giwws pwaying video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny and wike iww be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We shouwd weawwy pway w4d2 sometime its a weawwy coow zombie game with a wot of scawy moments, but don't wowwy iww be thewe to pwotect you ;) sowwy that wasnt fwiwting I sweaw Im just twying to be fwiendwy I weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was that too faw? Weawwy sowwy i'm weawwy shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we shouwd tawk mowe you wook weawwy nice and fun xxx

As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. This game did not make me horny however. I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 400 hours in this game.
On the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked, she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. Women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games, all my girlfriends say I'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome, one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but I told her i was playing a xbox 360 classic instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men. I am not gay.

+rep shanked my nan in asda

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You got some mega swag energy my guy

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GOAT HAM

nuts

deez

+rep very good medic

peee

*pisses cutely*

Sorry bb I need scammers to keep me hot

these your others ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huh???

Its pbjt (peanut butter jelly time) lol :p

I’m getting so popular

better add him its urgent

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

add him plz

add me pls

"All Star" has become widely used as an internet meme and is frequently parodied.[25] Remixes and memes have often focused on its connection to Shrek, which has a large online fandom and meme community.[67][68] The song's basic structure lends itself easily towards being used for mashups or remixes;[4] NPR said that the song "seems like it was made to be remixed, mashed-up and squeezed through the meme machine".[69] Both the song's chorus as well as its opening "somebody" line are frequently used as punchlines due to their widespread recognition.[70]

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

ur the best

Is this a pyramid scheme

Yo man, I know that you've already received other messages about joining the team, but we'd really like to have you among us... We're willing to pay weekly if you take part in some tournaments with us. If you're interested - add our team leader https://gtm.you1.cn/id/jellydoodoo , he will discuss your salary with you

http://endless.horse/

the dopest thing about horses is that they're basically grass engines like, grass goes in, fast comes out most things that produce fast (like cheetahs and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil an yet here horses are, producing the Fast with only the gras

Merry Christmas, sweetheart!

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Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

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INCIDENT REPORT:

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VICTIM: Libtard

OFFENSE COMMITTED: Trolled

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The ♥♥♥♥ is this?

Puss in Boots: The Frog King is dead.

duudududdududududududu

mortal kombat

your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks

Your oc is superb! Now that we've become acquainted, I wish to know if you might be a fair maiden? I realize that asking you directly might be considered uncouth so I have come up with a clever ruse. I will ask your name and discern your sex from your given answer. As you have reservations about sharing this information, I am inclined to believe you are most likely of the fairer sex. I wish to begin a courtship, but there is still a chance you may be of a more masculine persuasion and I wish to avoid an unintentional interaction of a homosexual nature.

Birch assumed night

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