Recent reviews by Psyber//Gangster

Illya

The game gets worse as it goes on, towards the end they start spamming enemies as a poor form of difficulty making the combo and juggling focused moves meaningless

Quit making paid mods and breaking the old ones

literally can't even get the name right!

H

has weed in it :3

I left my mark, it wasn't worth it.

This game is actually great, has fun combat, interesting builds, and discovering what everything does and what it synergises with genuinely rivals some triple A games for me in terms of pure enjoyment. But to actually get onto the leaderboards and "leave your mark" as you will (which I did, I know I'm kinda a big deal) involves breaking the game to the point where enemies die as soon as they spawn and you literally cannot take damage, and waiting for LITERAL HOURS as the waves auto clear and the framerate drops to single digits (if your build doesn't bluescreen your pc, not that I'd know what that's like) causing each wave to take increasingly long to clear (also you are required to pick an item each wave meaning you cannot just leave the game running, and it pauses on lost focus meaning you cannot even do other things on your pc) . I started a run at around 1pm and it only got to the point of placing on the leaderboard at 8am THE NEXT DAY. Please fix your game it is actually an excellent casual experience but I will never get those hours back and I will never forgive you <3

This is literally one of the worst pc ports I've played (and I played DS1 without the fix) this ♥♥♥♥ is pathetic and the fact that this is accepted and expected of Fromsoft is depressing, the game doesn't even close out properly forcing me to go into the task manager to end it for real, a problem only malware and skype should have