basicawwy i would like yew to tug on my weinor :3

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbors and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

I am the ultimate alpha male. I only climax for 1 of 2 reasons. I either climax for the purpose of reproduction with a beautiful woman (because that's the only kind of woman worthy of me) or I climax for the purpose of free protein. I need immense protein to maintain my ultimate alpha male body, and 4-5 ♥♥♥ loads a day is sufficient for me. It's not gay it its mine, but I wouldn't expect you pathetic beta males to understand. I bet you waste your seed into napkins, tissue, and tube socks. How sad, wasting all that protein. Wasting all those offspring. Its optimal for me to masturbate with my legs over my head so I can practice stretching before my workout while I obtain my protein. All the gym betas in the locker room just look away in disgust, but again, I wouldn't be offended by an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only focus on vanity muscles. You beta losers better start acting like real men.

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PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!! I CALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON YOU! 300 CONFIRMED KILLS? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You WILL be investigated for Stolen Valor as of this morning. You just committed a Major FELONY by making threats of violence against Civilians utilizing US Navy weapons! I have exposed 100+ POS like you trying to ride OUR accomplishments on the Battle Field. You have my word as a US Army, 101st. Airborne Ranger/Veteran, your ass is now mine, little lying ♥♥♥♥♥ boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid.

Al Qaeda Chicken (Also known as A.Q.C) is a business enterprise owned and run by Osama bin Laden to rival what he referred to as "Dirty American chicken-in-a-bucket" (also known as Kentuckistan Fried Chicken or KFC). They are very similar to "Dirty American chicken-in-a-bucket", in the sense that their food is also served in buckets imbued with anthrax. They are best known for "Uranium Fried Chicken Heads" and "Gas-Grilled French Fries".

A lot of controversy has been created due to the fact that Al Qaeda Chicken uses the profits of their enterprise to fund Global Terrorism, although this cannot be proven due to the fact that nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥.

Many question the safety of Al Qaeda Chicken's produce, as it's food is cooked using Depleted Uranium and other Nuclear substances. A lot of people find the growth of a new arm or foot to be both disturbing and uncomfortable, although I can't say I found it to be a problem at all.

This man tried to assassinate the Chancellor!

I was in class with this guy, and he reminded the teacher to hand out homework. 0/♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10

This man is an dishonest trader, stole my skins fast -Rep

3/10

This man is an honest trader, received my skins fast +Rep

wow this is the best guy +rep

knew my time would come

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yhey listen to me i don't like that you keep talking to my son about "sucking ♥♥♥♥" like this is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. sex is to be between yuo and GOD NOT my SON. this is ridiculous i don't want to have to talk to you about this again even if he does have a faty

Wow this guy is the best. Top notch

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very true

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yeah ♥♥♥♥ that guy

That death by pony guy sounds like such an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tbh

Woah calm down them fighting words

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who really remember the old gunboat??????

No it's just one of the Oleson Twins

Is this Brandon?

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okay, #housetargaryen

Bitchass ♥♥♥♥♥ thats why you look like a dog witcho bigass nose and yo ugly ass face get the ♥♥♥♥ away from me ♥♥♥♥♥ gang gang in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ill ♥♥♥♥ you ass up lil gay ass ♥♥♥♥♥ ill

btw Ive had this group for like 2 1/2 years

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This is Pequod, arriving shortly at LZ

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