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MMR Lowerer 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:07pm 
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THE VERY GREAT SIZED KAMMERJUNK HAS WASHED ASHORE ON YOUR PROFILE!! POST THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT PROFILES IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE SHE WILL BE BEACHED UP WITH YOUR WAIFU!!!!!
HARBOR FREIGHT™️ ORBITAL SANDER 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:49pm 
𓀥 𓁆 𓀕

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Boxed 14 Nov, 2020 @ 5:46pm 
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom lol
MMR Lowerer 10 Oct, 2020 @ 10:39pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Majornougat 15 Mar, 2020 @ 9:53am 
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YOU'VE BEEN INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS
SPREAD THIS COUGH TO 15 OTHER FRIENDS TO GAIN HERD IMMUNITY
Jesus of Methlehem 12 Aug, 2018 @ 5:15pm 
At least he's not Celt.
goat 8 Aug, 2018 @ 8:30pm 
this man is a unavowed clintonite and hates anyone to the left of him almost as much as he hates "45" who he refuses to name by name for his resemblance to voldemort, a.k.a. he who shall not be named
TEHOL 12 Nov, 2017 @ 3:49am 
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goat 22 Oct, 2017 @ 7:02pm 
WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)
goat 13 Oct, 2017 @ 12:56pm 
Rick and Morty IS for people with high IQs. I do not care how many times trolls spam the popular "You need a high IQ" post with sarcastic and mocking intent. You act as a hive mind, a flock of Jerrys, if you will, who envy the smart-minded, wishing to become one with us. But you simply cannot. You never can, so you laugh at us. You deflect your idiocy onto us, putting us in the negative light. In reality, we are the superior beings. We are the Ricks, and you are just the Mortys, making us look even smarter in comparison.
As Albert Einstein, a historical figure who I guarantee people like the trolls don't know, once said: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.".
goat 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:48pm 
📣📣 now this one 👌👌 is for my 💯 HOE-letariat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩🔥you have nothing 🚫🚫 to lose 📣 but your chains 💦💦 and your clothes 😩🙈 so let's share 👀 the means of reproduction 💦💯and lemme hammer 🙈🙈 your sickle 😩💦quit stalin' and send this 📣 to ten other 💦cummie commies™ 💦who need to be freed 🙈🙈 tonight 😩😩 get 0 back 🚫🚫 and it's straight 👀 into the 👀 gulag for you 📣📣 get 10 back 💯 and you're marx's 👀 little ♥♥♥ slut 💦😼 get 15 back and lenin 😏😩 will revolutionize 👌 your ♥♥♥♥♥ 😼🙈👀 get 20 back 😮 and you'll explode 💦🌊 like chernobyl 😩👌
TEHOL 1 Jul, 2017 @ 3:41pm 
Can't spell "Probe is gay" without Probe lmao reeekt
goat 11 Apr, 2017 @ 10:02pm 
this man is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stair wanker
SacredAtom 14 Mar, 2017 @ 3:35am 
this guy sucks at rocket league but so do I so if we play together we are like one average player
Intigracy 8 Jan, 2017 @ 1:49am 
you can build 1000 bridges and never be called a bridge builder but you suck one ♥♥♥♥ and ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ til u die ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Feynman PLAYS THE BONGOS 15 Apr, 2016 @ 9:19pm 
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swamp monster 2 Apr, 2016 @ 10:13am 
a literal C H U T E Y
goat 17 Feb, 2016 @ 7:19pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4
KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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Intigracy 16 Feb, 2016 @ 8:41pm 
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It's BAD to be a ♥♥♥!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
Majornougat 18 Jan, 2016 @ 5:51pm 
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Intigracy 9 Oct, 2015 @ 5:05pm 
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Majornougat 8 May, 2015 @ 11:05am 
because he HATE SYOU youre a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
raDAMant 8 May, 2015 @ 11:02am 
Why don't you respond to my messages ;_;
Ernest Joseph King 2 May, 2015 @ 4:24pm 
i miss u
Bertie 29 Apr, 2015 @ 10:02am 
wanna ♥♥♥♥?
Majornougat 10 Apr, 2015 @ 6:21pm 
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Bertie 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:23am 
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Majornougat 28 Oct, 2014 @ 10:00pm 
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Majornougat 30 Sep, 2014 @ 7:04pm 
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) this are bobe
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/ \ paste him on 8 videos or u will died in 7 days so he can take over googles++ and destroy Mr Google himself
Majornougat 5 Sep, 2014 @ 12:34pm 
Running your hands up the slight legs of your kawaii imouto, hooking your fingers on her striped pantsu waistband & pulling them down slowly
Majornougat 5 Sep, 2014 @ 12:34pm 
ARE YOU WORKING OUT EVERY DAY?!! GET BIG AND BUFF FOR THOSE NUBILE SEXY KAWAII GIRLS TO SALIVATE OVER YOUR SWOLE BODY AND THROBBING P○N○S!!!

Majornougat 30 Aug, 2014 @ 3:02pm 
U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TOO 72 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOU'RE HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………..
Bertie 17 Aug, 2014 @ 8:39pm 
wanna ♥♥♥♥?
Probe1 17 Aug, 2014 @ 1:17am 
go to bed nougat my profile will be here tomorrow
Majornougat 17 Aug, 2014 @ 12:45am 
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Majornougat 14 Aug, 2014 @ 8:08pm 
I just wanted to let you know that i have played every call of duty game since cod 4, and i've attended numerus MLG events, ♥♥♥♥♥. my playtime of call of duty pretty much makes me an expert on utilizing real life weapons, and i can use tactical that would kill you before you could even lift a finger, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Spec ops recruiters have asked me to join numerous special forces, like green berets, navy seals and SAS, but i declined. I don't want to get yelled at by a intellectual inferiority. i could take down anyone anyway. You want to fight me? Give me your address ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ill come to your door and knock it up, im basically as fit as your average bodybuilder, I bet the only thing visible when you flex is your fat covering your sorry excuse of a muscle.
Dont talk ♥♥♥♥ to me anymore ♥♥♥♥♥, or I will bring hellfire on your ass, and ensure that you only get laid with fat ugly ♥♥♥♥♥ like yourself.
Majornougat 6 Aug, 2014 @ 8:53am 
im adding you because my profile picture is funny
,you look hot
,you are level 123
,you look cool
,my name is ass ketchup
,you are level 123
,911=illuminati
,i have good tastes on vidjo games
,we have friends in common
and aeiou john madden yolo holla holla get $ i am super kek

add me plz :3
Probe1 25 Jul, 2014 @ 2:39pm 
that's not a dog..
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Majornougat 22 Jul, 2014 @ 5:30pm 
My every waking moment is suffering, I wouldn't expect you to understand. I have bad days, and then less bad days, but never good days. Today is a bad day, so do me a favor you moran, leave me the ♥♥♥♥ alone. You are irrelevent and inmature so honestly just ♥♥♥♥ off because I don't care.
Majornougat 21 Jul, 2014 @ 11:07pm 
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Moinke 20 Jul, 2014 @ 6:03pm 
ur memes end here
Majornougat 20 Jul, 2014 @ 2:04pm 
good meme jorge
Majornougat 2 Jul, 2014 @ 10:28am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 YO FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE