Our developer,
who art in Bellevue
Newell be thy name.
Thy games shall come
When they are done
And they will be totally awesome.
Give us this day our daily hats
And forgive us our impatience
As we forgive those who take forever.
And lead us not into fat jokes
But deliver us from EA.
For thine is the software
And the Alyx
And the Gordon
Forever and ever.
GabeN