Hello I'm Sir. Paulord and here you can find an endless amount of useless facts about me and the games I play. Enjoy.

Facts about me:

-There used to be a different description box here and I used to just strike something whenever it became outdated but eventually so many things became outdated and there was so much text striked that it was just unpleasant to look at, so I archived it and wrote this one.

-I used to be very active in a steam group called Huge F*cking Group LOL (HFGL) and I was the owner of the unofficial discord server (HFDL), but I lost interest in the group and the server died. I still have a server with most of the people from HFDL there and I post on HFGL once in a blue moon but otherwise I don't really interact with the group anymore.

-If you send me a friend request and I don't recognize you, I'll probably decline.

-I mainly play strategy games and shooters

-I'm a spaniard and I can confirm that it is the Iberian version of Yugoslavia.

-I am interested in contemporary history and politics.

-Even though I like shooters, I'm not great at most of them

-I used to speedrun a game called Gato Roboto, but I got tired of it, though I may speedrun something else in the future

-My favorite game is Half Life 1 and I will fight to the death with anyone who says that Half Life 2 was better because IT'S NOT

Facts about me and tf2

-I got my first 1000 hours of play almost entirely in the summer of 2016, when I started playing.

-Even though I have 1000 hours, I am not a god at this game. Not even close

-Around 50% of those hours are spent on lazypurple's silly server

-I used to main engineer, but now I main medic because I suck at aiming

-My favorite gamemode is MvM but I can't be arsed to buy tickets.

Facts about me and HoI4

-I'm not very good but I'm good enough to beat the A.I. so that's something I guess.

-I don't really understand division templates, I just have some memorized that should be good.

-I have no idea of how the navy works, it got specially confusing after the man the guns update.

-I mostly play vanilla

I think that's all. If you have read this description comment "DECEARING EGG"