can you believe it? christmas! just 365 days away! wow.. christmas... i am so happy with this information!

ritty, more like stinky!!!!!!!

No, you cannot have my coochie, and you will NEVER have my coochie. I dont care if you add ‘may’ in front of the sentence; “may I have some coochie?” I dont care if you add please; “may I please have some coochie?” The answer will always be no, you cant have my coochie. It’s so rude, and people are doing it, I dont know why. To annoy me? Because they think they’re gonna get my coochie if they ask 100 times and they add nicer words to it? Its not gonna happen, Im not gonna give you my coochie. I dont want to, I dont- Are you guys confusing it for cookie? Like you think it’s a bunch of cookies like I’m Britney the Bakery and Im just giving out cookies to everyone? I cant give my coochie to everyone, it’s a SPECIAL coochie, its reserved for the person who deserves it! And just because you ask for it all nicely, like in all Olde English like “may I please have the coochie? May I please haveth the coochie madam?” It doesnt mean you deserve it

Alright but Merry Christmas Ritty~ Honestly you're really cool and a genuinely good friend and you deserve a lot this year and the next (and the next and the next and the next...)

Stay safe okay

can't believe this pirate has never tried to steal my booty

100% a piece of ritty