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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 4:22am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:42am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 4:32am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 3:54am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 7:27am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:06pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 6:22am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 4:25am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:19am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:30am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:42am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 4:39am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 8:37am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 3:54am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:56am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:15am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:18am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 4:20am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 8:37am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 6:15am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:21am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 4:33am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:27am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:40am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:42am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 11:09pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:31am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 7:24am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 2:34am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:36am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 2:34am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 1:54am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:51am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 3:01am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 2:49am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 4:45pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 7:18am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:30am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 4:32am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 4:20am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:27am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 7:10am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:11pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 2:15am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:04am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 5:34am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 2:13am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:02pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 8:20pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 2:33am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 1:07am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 7:09am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 6:06am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 6:06am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 8:32am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 4:25am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 5:21am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 2:27am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:38am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:25am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 5:34pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 3:54am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 7:46am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 4:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 6:03am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 7:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 4:34pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 8:42am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 8:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 3:54am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 7:41am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:37pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 2:27am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 11:06pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 10:40pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 9:03am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 8:36pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:26am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:53am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 10:21pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:15am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 4:39am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 8:31pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 11:06pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 7:08am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 6:06am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 1:34am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 10:52pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 7:34am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 1:03am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 7:20am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 4:43pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:34am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 11:55pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:04am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:34am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:06am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:13am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:45am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:37pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 7:13am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 6:20am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 6:07am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:06pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:43pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:43pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:53am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:03am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:38am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:10pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 7:16am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:06am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 1:02am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:11am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 5:51am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 4:48am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 2:40am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 5:21am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 7:28am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:38pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:07am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 7:00pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:37pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:11am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 6:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:14am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:16am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 2:53am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 7:57am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 2:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 8:39am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 2:33am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 8:39am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 12:36am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 7:18am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:57pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 8:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:06am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:35am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:31pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 6:12pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:36am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:39am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:13am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:44am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:35am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:16am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:18am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:59am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:55am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:06am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:05am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 3:51pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 1:03am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 5:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:13am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:04am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:42am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 5:51am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:34am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 4:24am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 2:06pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:14am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:06am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:13am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:16am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:36am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:40am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:42am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:55am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:36am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:36am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:39am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:42am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:59am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:04am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:53pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:21am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:20am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:52am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:43am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:59am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 11:06am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:40pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 4:25am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 3:11pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:05am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:30am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:09am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:36am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:36am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:40am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:43am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:04am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:11pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:53pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 10:08pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 10:14pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:09am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 5:19pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 3:15am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 11:26pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:04am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:53am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:42am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:09am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 11:06am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 10:01pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:37am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:56pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 3:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 10:52pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 8:56am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:04am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:04am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:42am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:09am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:38pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:16am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:59am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:03am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:08am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:27am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 10:21pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:01am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 6:15am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 7:47am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:03am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:53am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 10:01pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:56am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:41am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:37am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:39am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:43am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:57am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:04am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:51pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:09am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:45am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 7:26am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 5:34pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 7:10am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:55am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:04am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:51pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 11:45pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:14am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:45am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:44pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:04am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:22am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:03am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:14pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 7:00pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:20am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 11:39pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:47pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 9:24am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:23am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:34am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 3:14am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 4:33pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 5:33pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 6:12pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:04am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:40pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:56am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:09am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 5:58pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:37pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 7:27pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:08am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:19pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:45pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 10:17am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:38am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:08pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 11:23pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 6:12am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:51pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:56pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 8:00am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 4:48am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 8:32pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:02am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 8:38am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:07am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:09am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:58pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 7:38pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:09am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 2:18am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 4:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 2:54am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:59am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 3:00am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 3:05pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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