Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition? Alright, let's cut the crap. Do you even know who you're talking to? Do you have any idea, any idea, of who I am? Me neither, so lemme introduce myself to both of us real quick:

So, the name's Jack, that one edgy guy who always comes back to mess around and find out. When I'm in the mood (95% of the time), I'm a goofy goober, albeit with a quirky (borderline inhumane) sense of humor. But cross me when I'm in a bad mood and...I'll cry about it. Maybe. Or maybe not. Who knows. But I usually either pretend everything's okay or lock into myself until everything's over and my goofy side takes control once again. Yeah, also I'm a comically large yapper, if you haven't noticed by now :P

The languages I speak: the native ones are English and Russian (I like that one a lot and have studied it since childhood), others are mainly with a translator.

The games I like to play: there's no particular genre to them, as they range from shooters like Team Fortress 2 to RPGs like Skyrim, Oblivion or Greedfall to survival games like The Forest or Subnautica to other random games I found kinda nice or fun (or free), like Papers, Please, Terraria or FNaF.

I usually play games for the fun of it, oftentimes replay them on max diificulty or try to 100% them, if I find them enjoyable enough. I lack both skill and attention for something like speedruns, so I'm not doing that any time soon.

Also, if you try to make me advertise yet ANOTHER scummy gambling website, I'm gonna send a nuke to your exact coordinates. Seriously. Also, no, I ain't voting for your friends' ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CS2 team, don't even fudgin' ask.

Lastly, regarding that VAC ban, I'm not to one to blame, but a random piece of god-knows-what that stole my acc that one day and played with cheats (comically large L of a human being). Alright, alright, the fault is partially mine as I was a silly little goober who was too careless and invested in trading to notice when the website started to feel like scam.

Alright, alright. I'll stop yapping now. Feel free to add me if you wish (and if you're not yet another scammer), but remember that I do have only 11MB of free memory in my brainspace and can forgor who the hell are you and what are you doing on my lawn and in my friends list. Okay, that's it for now. Byeee!