"Everybody lies. No Exceptions."

"I would have liked to have gone fishing with my son."

"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!"

"In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away."

"If you want to make enemies, try to change something."

"Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling... Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another... I'd rather not choose at all."

"In this world...it’s kill or be killed."

"......"

"War never changes."

"I don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ you're saying, but I know it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"

"Ich bin ein... hot dog..."

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!"

"I always thought you were just really friendly and hated pants."

"It was just me against the world... and the world had it coming."

"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

"Dies. Died. Will die. Lives. Lived. Will live."

"Names are for friends, so I don't need one."

"If we lived forever, maybe we'd have time to understand things. But as it is, I think the best we can do is try to open our eyes, and appreciate how strange and brief all of this is."

"Pick up that can!"

"Hail Sithis."

"I hate tombs."

“She’s sick, and I shouldn’t be here but I am.”

"Rip and tear."

"Never met someone with a superpower before..."