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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 12:06pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 5:49am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 5:32am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 11:56am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2018 @ 3:26am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 12:34pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 2:04pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 9:17am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2018 @ 1:44pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 9:55am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 2:59pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 10:01am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 6:12am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 6:15am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2018 @ 7:13am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 12:50pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 11:56am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 6:09am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2018 @ 1:17pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 5:44am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 8:15am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 12:44pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 12:22pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2018 @ 3:53am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2018 @ 2:18am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 9:44am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 9:40am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2018 @ 2:03am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2018 @ 3:04am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2018 @ 1:55am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 6:54am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2018 @ 6:48am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 10:01am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 9:53am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2018 @ 6:37am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2018 @ 5:14am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2018 @ 3:57am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2018 @ 8:56am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 1:19pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2018 @ 1:24pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 12:20pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 12:26pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 12:13pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 11:11am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 10:42am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 12:19pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 12:35pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 12:43pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 12:04pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2018 @ 11:51am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 12:49pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 11:24am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 10:59am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 12:40pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 1:44pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2018 @ 7:25am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2018 @ 7:14am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2018 @ 7:13am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 11:22am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 10:40am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 9:17am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 4:03pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2018 @ 9:30am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2018 @ 6:37am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 10:01am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2018 @ 11:51am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2018 @ 7:03am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 7 May, 2019 @ 12:53pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2018 @ 6:32am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2018 @ 7:22am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 3:02pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2018 @ 10:12am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2018 @ 2:37pm



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.