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47 of 50 (94%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 9:35am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 10:22am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 1:44pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 11:57am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:39am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2015 @ 10:53am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 5:11am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2015 @ 9:52am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 7:43am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 9:27am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 4:00pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 5:18pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2016 @ 5:44am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 5:13pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2015 @ 5:29am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 9:38am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 5:17pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 8:57am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 7:04am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 7:17am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 6:06am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 7:00am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 5:08am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2016 @ 9:13am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 1:49pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 11:31am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 9:14am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:46am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 9:22am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2015 @ 6:05am



More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.