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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 12:17pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 6:19pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 8:13am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 6:53pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 10:55am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2018 @ 6:26am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 12:14pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 9:27am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 6:42pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 12:10pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 12:10pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2018 @ 7:36pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2017 @ 7:52am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 5:41pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2018 @ 7:30pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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