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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:37pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:24pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:17pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:18pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:21pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:58pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:23pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:19pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:22pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:26pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:26pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:28pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:32pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:33pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:39pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:38pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:39pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 2:28pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:46pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:50pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:52pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:55pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:45pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 2:27pm