*In Russian Accent*
Hello my Friend, i am 47 year old man. I play video games good and am pro league. I am not pro but I want to be good like pro, help me on my journey to get the untimate vodka so i can beat pro league. I need skin to get good,and Vodka. Any money will help, skins=skill. Das Vidania.

(This is all a joke, dont give me money)
-Thanks