Memorable quotes from chats I've been in, started 20/9/2015, although I've deleted several of them for varying reasons.

13/08/2016: Reyz: I like how the first thing I think when you message me something is "How can I turn my reply into a hentai reference"


14/12/2016 Reyz: My ultimate goal is to grow my hair long enough to be able to hang myself with it
Phelyne: You can tie it together with my hair and we can hang ourselves faster. That's what friends are for, right? <3
Reyz: <3

18/01/2017: Reyz: I'm not a furry
Reyz: I'm just braindead

13/04/2017: Phelyne: honestly it's a really good anime
Phelyne: it's just that all characters aren't likeable
Phelyne: there are actual character flaws
Phelyne: lel
Reyz: Psh
Reyz: Who needs realistic characters
Reyz: I'd just take a look in the mirror if I wanted to see flaws

26/05/2017: Rooqui: Stop masturbating!
Phelyne: Never!

22/06/2017: Reyz: And as per the usual Caravan Palace video
Reyz: What the actual ♥♥♥♥ is going on on any level
Phelyne: Some dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saxophone
Phelyne: Like you could shove three saxophones inside every single one of a girl's holes, and it would not be as dirty as the saxophone in Caravan Palace - Midnight.
Phelyne: Otherwise, I guess it's a literal midnight cowboy catching criminals?
Reyz: It's slightly more comprehensive than the one with the people jumping in the broken spine position
Phelyne: Broken Spine was always my favorite sex pose
Reyz: It would be pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious if that was an actual thing
Phelyne: ... It really would.

(Here's a link to the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b-ecNhMIyw
and to the "broken spine" song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaFh71YwZ4Y)

15/07/2017: KittyKitsumi - Today at 4:17 AM
I got the last bottle of gingerale
At the store
I SAW THIS LITTLE PRICK
AT THE END OF THE ISLE COMING TOWARDS IT
And I'm like
"Lol I'm on my period I need this ♥♥♥♥"
*takes*
"Oh, I wanted that"
"Do you have a uterus"
"No"
"Ok then it's mine"

02/01/2018: Reyz: This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anime
Reyz: I swear to God
Reyz: They have like
Reyz: Something that sounds ridiculously similar to manele in the soundtrack xD
Reyz: https://soundcloud.com/nenad-scarfinger-gruji/kampfer-soundtrack-himitsu-no-hanazono
Phelyne: The sound of refugees banging bicycle handles against old pots
Phelyne: Is that your national anthem?
Reyz: We can't afford a national anthem
Phelyne: ... Lmfao

07/06/2018: Reyz: We're going to accomplish our dreams
Reyz: Of being fully functional NEETs

21/07/2018: Phelyne: And I said
"I'm just pulling your leg"
;)
I made up that last part.
Because I hate myself
and express this deep-rooted self-hatred by making horrendous puns so that others may hate me too.
Reyz: Same

02/10/2018: Reyz: Smells like clinical insanity
Reyz: I approve
Phelyne: Thank you

16/02/2019: Reyz: ♥♥♥♥
I accidentally closed the diapered fursuits window
There's something you won't hear again from another human being

20/03/2019:
Phelyne:
Can you do me a favour and like
Blow my brains out
Actually, forget the brains
Just blow me in general
No?
Darn.
Mikas:
I feel like it´s less of a part time job and more of a full time job at this time
Phelyne:
Blowing my brains out?
Mikas:
No
Yes ofc
Phelyne:
I agree
But I mean
Someone's gotta do it.

17/08/2019: Reyz: Feeling cute, might beat up my wife later. Or well, one of them.

01/06/2019: Reyz: At least Hitler had eyebrows.

26/10/2019: Ember: Hnnngh Phelyne I'm trying to be a normie but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps attracting the furries.

02/01/2020: Ember: Sometimes I think "I'm not really a furry."
And then I get sexual thoughts about a cartoon fox with long eyelashes.

30/07/2020: Phelyne: I wanted an iPad when I was younger
Now I just want to die

18/11/2020: Phelyne: "Yo I'm like 7 what the fück is existential dread"

04/01/2021: Edvid: "You got this Minecraft gf cumslut vibe"

19/03/2021: Lim: Sleep paralysis demon shows up and it’s like “I am going to rip you in half” and ya be like “haha and then what? ;)"

27/03/2021: Edvid: Freud's mom probably had some behemoth badongadongs

29/04/2021: Clara: If werewolves existed, no one would know, because you would be busy fücking all of them.
Phelyne: Yes.

28/06/2021: Phelyne: I mean... it has eyelashes. That's like... consent or something, right?

19/07/2021: NNN: do the werewolves have tits i guess is what i'm saying

10/09/2021: Jipster: If you wanted to jerk off to a new pokemon every day, it would take 3 years

28/06/2023: Edvid: You sound so lesbian. You just want to ♥♥♥♥ a cauliflower.

25/09/2023: Febbie: She's really cute, even when she's drowning.

14/10/2023: Febbie: ♥♥♥ is not a tortilla!