Neue Rezensionen von Boon: Scoop N' Loops

Flippin' Armored Core with crap story, 200/10 gameplay, amazing customization on Mech and Pilot alike, 6 whole dang weapons to wear and swap from at once, 60 FPS, active community, working and active 1v1 PvP modes... On top of all that, it's /ON PC/!
Why THE HECK NOT?

I did damage while strumming a Lute and then a Dwarf yelled at me In Character in drunken Khuzdul to try to get into a bar fight while a whole coordinated player Kinship Band played instruments in the background on their keyboards that they practiced actual hours before hand for their performance, only to fall silent upon the fight starting and played some battle music they wrote for the sole reason of my character being an Elf.
Did I enjoy it? Hell yes I did.

What the Hell?! INERTIA DRIFT?!

I don't think a game's made my butthole clinch as much as this one has in years.

I feel sorry for anyone that bought into the Early Access.

I was able to go online with a gimp character using Voldo's moveset with a giant donger modified onto the outfit's crotch and hump people to death.

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Y'know, I sometimes sit here and wonder why my generation of early 90's to late 90's kids have such a messed up, dark sense of humor and then I remember that a good majority of us grew up with god sent games like this on our original Xboxs or PS2s.

Metal as ♥♥♥♥

I've never in my life spammed Ctrl, Shift, and Spacebar at the same time so fast and hard like a kid with an extreme case of ADHD before I've played this game.