Ostatnie recenzje napisane przez użytkownika Peter Oak

It's ok.

For $1 it's a great game. It has a okay story and have a lot of 4th wall breaks.
The only issues I faced were:
1 - The walking is a little awkward. A few minutes makes you get used to it, but still, annoying at times.
2- The wall hitboxes dont feel right. At times when you are in narrow corridors you keep bumping at an invisible wall even though it looks like you can walk there just fine.

The gallery for the hidden rooms was a little confusing. Apparently two rooms are not registered in the order of their appearance. It made me have to play it the whole game in order to find where in the story was the spot I missed them.

All things said, it was very fun.
If you find it in sale, give it a shot. Especially if you liked Corpse Party.

80's action movie simulator.

>Be me, gopnik
>Chilling at Yuri's apartment
>Watching some tv with Vladmir
>Eating some semechiki with mayonez and drinking some kvass
>Strange man wearing a rooster mask barges through the door
>Knocks Sasha on the ground
>Me and Vlad rush to help
>Man also knocks us down
>Grabs our weapons and throws down the hallway
>Starts doing the same with all the comrades
>Yuri bursts out of the bathroom demanding to know whats all that noise
>Masked man punches him, grabs shotgun and throws down the stairs
>We are all defenseless
>Bly*t.jpg
>He gathers us all in the same room
>We all think he is going to kill us
>Cyk* lights cigarette and just stands by the doorway watching us
>Chto za??
>It's been three weeks now
>Ran out of Babushka's kompot
>Blin.png
>We've been all this time playing Dendy in order to not get crazy
>At least we still have access to the bathroom

9/10 would trap russian mobsters again, no stripe of adidas tho

(Check screenshots on my profile for a picture of the situation)

>Be me, playing as Germany
>Testing a couple of mods, nothing big
>Starts messing around with propaganda and diplomatic relations, why not?
>Poland declares war on me.
>wtf
>France and Itally allied
>Wtf?
>Both declare war on Nationalist Spain
>Coup happened in Italy
>Italy switches sides
>French can't hold two fronts, surrender
>Massive kek
>Polish gets gangbanged by me, nothing new
>Britain don't cares, I stop there, still in diplomatic experiments
>Russia turns fascist, attacks China, ♥♥♥♥ join in
>Small wars pops all around
>Whole world burning and killing each other, me and Austria just chill and watch
>Wars start to end, massive border gores
>Don't care, keep producing panzers
>Suddenly whole world becommes communist
>WTF?
>Whole world starts to justify agains me.
>Turks remain neutral.
>F*ck'em, nuke the hell out of them for the lulz.
>Managed to get all europe before tides start to change
>Eliminated Turks, my job is done
>Let the soviets start to push back and take everything
>War ends, Communist global Utopia without Turks.

10/10 would make perfect world again.

>Be me, playing as demoman, exploding annoying sentrys and some cocky Scouts
>Decides to just chill, stop try killing people, trowing grenades to just mess around
>People don't notice, keeped their CoD frenzy
>I see a heavy walking towards me, was out of ammo.
>See's me, starts to fall back.
>I start T-baging
>He notices I'm not hostile, slowly joins me
>We then start to mess around with taunts, T-bags and jumps
>Enemy engineer arrives, sits in a chair between me and heavy and just chills
>We start to attract everyones attention
>30 seconds later almost everyone is dancing conga. The rest was messing with random taunts
>Pyros were launching people in the air
>We don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about pushing the cart anymore.

10/10 would dance conga again.

> Be me
> Cousins from the netherlands come to visit
> They're 15 and 8? Dunno
> We're bored AF
> They don't talk much, haven't seen the older one in years, meeting the younger the first time
> Decide to do something about it
> Start up Steam
> Roll through list looking for something
> Look at good ol' McPixel, played on friends house, never on my acc
> That's it
> Call them and show the game
> They blow their minds
> They start playing and I overwatch giving some protips in time of need
> We all laugh and enjoy the game together for more than 2 hours
> Dah crazy game saved one afternoon

10/10 would be mine family's hero again.

>Be me, finished all of Dragonborn DLC content, haven't stepped on Skyrim soil in a while
>The most powerful dragonborn ever, at brink of godhood. Don't care, Sithis is the only and one true god.
>Ahh good to be home, I'll go to Whiterun, I'ts been awhile since last got there
>Arrives at Whiterun, guards keep their normal babbling about arrows in knees and that random stuff
>Always ignores
>Walking to Dragonsreach
>Guard talks to me
>"Psst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis!"

Random guard, you have my respect. Hail Sithis!


10/10

It's a good visual novel, the only downsides are It's linear storyline without choices for the player, and also It's lenght. You will finish it whithin two hours. No more, no less.
If you see it in a promotion, you won't be spending your money badly.
Good art, good music, nice story and a hint of yuri romance.
You will also end up knowing a thing or two about China.

Give it a shot.

A complete waste of money. And when I bought I spent less than 50 cents.

Walk Slowly Simulator

0,00001/10 Won't play again.

Sacrifice enslaved angel investors to buy stuff.
Go to the moon.
Repeat the process there.
Be rich like nobody.
But don't get AdDicted.

10/10