Käyttäjän я переключаю большой член POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 25.12.2013 klo 8.29

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 25.12.2013 klo 7.29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 27.12.2013 klo 6.50

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 27.12.2013 klo 7.21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 25.12.2013 klo 7.30

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 25.12.2013 klo 8.36

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 26.12.2013 klo 13.33

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 28.12.2013 klo 7.57

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 28.12.2013 klo 9.01

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 25.12.2018 klo 12.44

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 25.12.2018 klo 15.03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 2.12.2020 klo 12.36

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 26.12.2018 klo 6.01

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 27.12.2013 klo 7.58

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 17.1.2022 klo 9.58

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 26.12.2013 klo 13.30

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 25.12.2018 klo 4.24

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 25.12.2018 klo 2.56

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 24.12.2018 klo 14.17

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 2.12.2020 klo 11.09

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 28.12.2013 klo 7.55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 26.12.2013 klo 13.22

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 1.12.2024 klo 9.56

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 27.12.2013 klo 7.08

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 25.12.2018 klo 12.48

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 2.12.2020 klo 11.10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 27.12.2013 klo 7.00

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 27.12.2013 klo 6.55

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 27.12.2013 klo 7.31

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 20.1.2022 klo 9.45

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 27.12.2013 klo 7.33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 24.12.2018 klo 14.11

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 25.12.2013 klo 6.13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 25.12.2013 klo 8.34

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 19.1.2022 klo 8.36

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 2.12.2020 klo 11.19

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 28.12.2013 klo 7.45

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Avattu 30.11.2024 klo 15.51

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 27.12.2018 klo 2.52

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 2.12.2020 klo 11.01

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 3.12.2020 klo 5.15

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 26.12.2013 klo 13.36

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Avattu 25.12.2018 klo 2.58

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 25.12.2018 klo 15.06

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 26.12.2018 klo 8.14

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 26.12.2018 klo 11.50

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Avattu 26.12.2018 klo 12.59

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Avattu 26.12.2018 klo 14.23

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Avattu 26.12.2018 klo 7.54

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Avattu 26.12.2018 klo 12.21

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Avattu 27.12.2018 klo 6.56

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Avattu 23.1.2022 klo 9.31

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

26 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

13 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

7 / 30