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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:06am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:28am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:37am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:15am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:52am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:51am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:32am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:15am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:51am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:29am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:21am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:14am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:14am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:00am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:21am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:18am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:03am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:42am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:56pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:33pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 1:06pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:01am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:57pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:53am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:08am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:24am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:26pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 11:07am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 1:10am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:10am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:52pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:08am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:33pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 8:18am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:50am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:18am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:21am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:32am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:38am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:33am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:22am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:22am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:02am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:58am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:08am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:35am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:29am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:13am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 12:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:11pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:03am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:49pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 3:33pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:26am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:24am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:52am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:59am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:10am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:08pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:09pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:15am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:20am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:16am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:42am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:22am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:57am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:08pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:21pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 4:59am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:21pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:28pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:31am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:57am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:03pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:39am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:24pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:46pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:38am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 4:34pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:03am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:46pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:01am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:15am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:18am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:13am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 2:38pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:42pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:33am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:37am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:06am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:39am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 5:51pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 7:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:57pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 8:37am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:17pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:21am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:02am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:43am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:39am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:41pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:26am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:35pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:17pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:17pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:01am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:39am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:46pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:19pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:39am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:50pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:06pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:31am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:45pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:07pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:34am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:20pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:21pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 3:36pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:32pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:26pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:15pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:17pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:19pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:17pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:04pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 8:18am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:39am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:22pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 7:07am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 8:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:57am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:39am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:02am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:02am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:02pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:42pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:09am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:19pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 6:12pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:36pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:44am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:36am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:40am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:40am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:48pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:55pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:03am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:04am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:19pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 6:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:44am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:08am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:42am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:41pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:03am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:26pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 11:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:59am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:45pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:34pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:05am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:28pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:11pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:20am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 10:45pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:32pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:21pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 3:38am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:19pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:39am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:06am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:22pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:01pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:45pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:39am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:39am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:05am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:05am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 7:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:53am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 3:13pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:06am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:01pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 7:52am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:10am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 5:51pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 6:47pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 6:11pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 4:02am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:18am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:05pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 12:44am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 6:09pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:20pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:28pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 7:15am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:27pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 5:51pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 7:07am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 8:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:45pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:07am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 6:07am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:26pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 3:13pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:32pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 8:06am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 8:22am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 7:52am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 3:18pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 7:15am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 3:21pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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