Recent reviews by Dragan

Total war Warhammer III is the best 5/10 game that exist. I never encountered a game where a single thing about it can lower the score so much. Its strange that a company who made Alien Isolation cannot make proper ai for a total war game in it's 30 years of existence. Anyway its warhammer but in total war and in number 3. The game is out for last 10 years, and everybody that ever wanted to play it probably played it already.

The thaumaturge is a RT button simulator. It's also an rpg, with turn based combat where choices matter. You play as vladimir the machinist more correctly a deus ex machinist. who being abandoned by his father decided one day to find rasputin; yes that Rasputin and take him back to Poland to Varšava. Now the game makes sense like this review so far. But even tho i have a feeling that every quest has cut content that dissapeared sometimes in development, what this game has and what is special to my heart is slavic mythology. For example did you know that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bukavac is from Srijem from Croatia. Me neither. We did it, we are special. ♥♥♥♥ you Luka Modrić. But no honestly the story in the game is so confusing its like everybody has their own agenda and practicly 2 hours before you finish you still don't know the ♥♥♥♥ you are doing here. Actually even when you finish the game you are still confused. I heard there is an ending where you are like ♥♥♥♥ this I'm out of Varšava and honestly i think its the best ending. Combat is trash, and no way in hell can somebody call it interesting. There is a reason Disco Elysium doesn't have combat, it's not necesary. Voice actors are, eh, contact Don't Nod guys and ask them for guidance. 75/100

I'm banisher Red Mac Raith and my favorite bible is King James Bible which is The official translation of the Christian Bible for the Church of England, that also serves as the official Bible for Puritans.
DON'T NOD are really strange developers, now I'm not a game developer nor a game publishers nor a game gamer, but I don't understand how somebody can have so many good voice actors, good writing but then make everything else mediocre. Game has 5 enemies and 5 bosses which are actually fun(the bosses I mean), but come on after 40 hours I'm still fighting the blue ghost I saw at minute 20. Ask your Focus Entertainment more money next time. Or just don't put combat in your game, because it's not that fun. I actually enjoyed combat more in Vampyr for some reason I'm not sure why even tho here is more fluid. Also the fire camps are so far inbetween, it takes ages to do some side quests. At least now you can fast travel in compare to Vampyr, where I still dream the streets of London.
I wanted to write about this game hating man and empowering women but on the other side I don't care. It never really bothered me because clearly some women here are complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as people. I think Antea is perfectly fine character and Red mac Raith is atleast 1.5 times better but thats because I'm a white Scotsman from Croatia and not Cubanesse? firefighter?????ghost hunter,, what.
The side quests started really good, but I have to admit quests in Darkwood and in Jericho town or whatever are way better than this garbage ♥♥♥♥ in Harrowings that only has two good side quests.
The main story is ok I guess, probably just a normal day in 1695, I mean women being accused of witches, everything else is pure fanfiction.
Overall if Vampyr is the best 78/100 game ever, this is the best 72/100 game ever. I have a feeling their next game is gonna be their magnum opus, but please don't make a game with combat, not every game needs combat.

If you like dark souls story you gonna like this. If you like dark souls gameplay you gonna like this. If you like dolls, you gonna like this game. If you ever wonder what would happen if you put thors hammer on a knife handle this is definitely a game for you. If you like little boys just buy it already

SO after a such blast party from the first game it's time to wrap up this bastard. After we killed the pope it's time to find cure for corona virus, where could it be nobody knows. On our epic adventure we meet a couple of nice chaps who help us such as a strong warrior Ivan Pernar and a submarine captain Sofia, but we also have some returning characters such as bad boy alcemist Lukaš and grand wizzard Beatrice the mother. The boss fights are not there anymore, maybe the studio thought they were ♥♥♥♥ so couple of bad guys that we have here just die in a cutscene. All of the characters are little bit strange in this game, feels like either the writters had corona themselves or the characters are really that retarded. I'm betting on the first one.
Favorite moment: When the pagan lady just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills ♥♥♥♥♥ in front of you and then is like NOOO it doesnt look the way you think.
Ending is for once in my lifetime good as in we finally have a normal closure in a game. Fundamentaly this is a story about two boys on epic adventure during what I forgot was plague time and at the end unfortunately one of them was tired to continue and the second one finally channeled his inner gayness. Is it a better game than the first one... eh I'm not sure, probably, but if you like the first one you gonna like this one for sure. You sneak, kill soldiers, move some rats, admire the graphic.
One thing I almost forgot to mention is the voice over is really good, top tier S ranking 99/100. Music is ok too.
P.S. Right before i wanted to post this i realized there were a missed opportunity to add a friendly rat in the game. So if somebody from the studio ever sees this review which I'm sure is gonna happen, in your next game during Justin Timberlake's party you can add a friendly rat, you don't even have to thank me for the idea, but 1000 euro check would be nice. Email me the money at slingrockinhugosface@elonmusk.com

I played alot of mediocre games in my life but this is the most mediocre game of all mediocre games out there. A true 5/10 classic. You play as neil degrasse tyson who is a truck driver in space and i think this is suppose to be his last drive before retirement, but instead of last transport you are attack buy a woman who is a terrorist but she is not and you crash on prison moon and you are arrested because the game is called calisto protocol. On your way out you play as tyger woods mostly but sometimes later in the game you need to shoot alot. The game is compared to dead space franchise which I don't understand why because in dead space you play as a engineer. There is a dlc called final transmition which holds the true ending i guess, but I'm poor so I'm just gonna read what happens. See you in my next review. Cao

I wish i was not retarded

The best 78/100 game ever. You play as a doctor Riley Reid trying to stop gonorrhea party in London in 1918. The problem is you are not ordenary doctor, you are a vampyr doctor. What is a vampyr, you see in this world vampyrs are normaln people who live with humans and for some reason they all wear suits and just want to be left alone. If you are Croatian in London they you are not a vampyr, you are scal, what is a scal-it is hdzovac. So anyway why is this the best 78/100 game ever, because for some reason game is really fun, I'm not sure how people beat this game on hardest difficulty but I'm sure it only happened because this game is so much fun. 20% of the game you kill a guy holding a pole with a cross on it which is my favorite activitiy in the game, 30% you kill other Hrvate in the game, and the rest of the game is going from "normal" citizen to "normal"citizens listening to their stories and trying to solve their quests if the have a one. For some reason I think all the budget went to the voice actors. I swear to William Wallace who is actually not in this game but the other William is, tho voice acting is AAA next level ♥♥♥♥. I don't know if these people got paid really good, or they are friends with this company but, congradulations you did it, you won in life.
So do i dislike something in this game. Absolutely, I wish you could kill more people with crosses on their bodies, also I wish there was a fast travel because after traveling through this game in each area like 25 times, i swear to god i would manage to walk blindly through real london, in 1918 of course. I think this is the game, i think this game beats toki tori. Finally

You play as prince of persia 2, looking for ashley who is not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from original re 4 in the village in Spain. In this epic adventure full of ups and downs, betreyals and conquers you will meet many crazy characters such as granado in castle or police man in the fron of the village. My favorite part of this epic storyline is when you learn there aren't any quickime events. This last statement is also not true, there are but not many. My favorite quote is: What the ♥♥♥♥ is this spoken by Leon. I often wonder why didn't Barry in RE1 said ♥♥♥♥ me you almost became Jill avocado on Toast. Good game re4/re3 remake

Honestly good game, for sure not as hard as people are saying, but the ending was eh