PancakeGiraffe: GOOD EVENING STUDENTS
The Jolly Gentleman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PancakeGiraffe: WELCOME TO HOGWARDS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
The Jolly Gentleman: STAMPT
PancakeGiraffe: REMEMBER
PancakeGiraffe: THE FIRST FLOOR IS OFF BOUNDS
The Jolly Gentleman: STOP BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
PancakeGiraffe: TO ANYONE WHO DOESNT WISH TO DIE A MOST PAINFUL
PancakeGiraffe: AND SEXUAL DEATH
PancakeGiraffe: very evil demons are in the first floor
PancakeGiraffe: VERY EVIL INDEED
The Jolly Gentleman: tehy have 12 P and will insert them into your orifices very deep inside and they will rupture your inside
The Jolly Gentleman: Dumblecunt
The Jolly Gentleman: I think we have just we got a few other things to talk about first
PancakeGiraffe: SHUT IT YOU STUPID WOMAN
The Jolly Gentleman: no NO you do not talk to me like that these days
PancakeGiraffe: THEY NEED TO BE AWARE OF THE P**** INSIDE OF THE V*****
The Jolly Gentleman: No they dont you little sick man
PancakeGiraffe: ITS VERY IMPORTANT ITS VERY DANGEROOUS
The Jolly Gentleman: You such a sick bastard you
The Jolly Gentleman: look
The Jolly Gentleman: F** off just
PancakeGiraffe: I
PancakeGiraffe: AM
PancakeGiraffe: DUMBLEDOOOORE
The Jolly Gentleman: Shur up
The Jolly Gentleman: I dont give a F** who you are this is my bloody school soon shut up nooow
PancakeGiraffe: PROFESSOR MCGONAGOL YA WRINKLEY B*TCH
The Jolly Gentleman: AWW why ya calling me that ya BEARDED BASTARD
PancakeGiraffe: I'm TRYING TO eMPHaSizE the DANGER OF THE SITUATION
The Jolly Gentleman: Why you talking about their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ p*** all the time
PancakeGiraffe: THEY'RE INSERTING THE P*** INTO THE PUPILS OF OUR STUDENTS
The Jolly Gentleman: i think you 're a gay OLD BASTARD MAN
PancakeGiraffe: VERY SEXUAL AN'
The Jolly Gentleman: NO no why dont you just shut up ou and ya f** v** spell
PancakeGiraffe: THE FIRST YEARS ARE IN DANGER OF THESE P*** DEMONS
The Jolly Gentleman: look at that f** Harry Bastard he still in the six years from f** puberty
PancakeGiraffe: HAAARRRYYY POOOOTTTTEEERRR
The Jolly Gentleman: NOOOOOOO you leave his little bottom alone
PancakeGiraffe: HARRY THEY'RE GONNA P*** YOUR BOTTOM
The Jolly Gentleman: Dont be scaring him like that THE ONLY THING THAT COME OUT YOUR BOTTOM is POO
The Jolly Gentleman: You only want poo coming out yer bottom
PancakeGiraffe: YER BETTER BE CAREFUL FROM THE P****
The Jolly Gentleman: First year first year dont listen to the old ♥♥♥♥♥♥
PancakeGiraffe: BIG BULBOUS P****
The Jolly Gentleman: ....my god what is wrong with you all
PancakeGiraffe: THEYRE GONNA RUPTURE YOUR ANAL CAVITY
The Jolly Gentleman: he is talking load a ♥♥♥♥
PancakeGiraffe: YER BETTER WATCH OUT
The Jolly Gentleman: LOOK I GONNA F** RESIGN IF YA CARRY ON WITH THIS ♥♥♥♥
PancakeGiraffe: LISTEN MCGONAGAL YA CHUBBY ♥♥♥♥
The Jolly Gentleman: AWW WHY YA CALLING ME THAT IS IT BECAUSE I TURN INTO A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAT
PancakeGiraffe: YER A F*** CAAAAAUGHTTT
The Jolly Gentleman: AUCH AYE YEA I KNOW I M A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAT YA BASTARD
PancakeGiraffe: WHY YA NOT IN A CAGE
The Jolly Gentleman: EMM ? SHUT UP !!!!
PancakeGiraffe: WHY ARE YA EVEN IN THIS F**** HOGWARTS SCHOOL
The Jolly Gentleman: YA KNOW WHAT YOU RE NEVER GETTING A F** BLOW J** FAE ME AGAIN
PancakeGiraffe: WHY DO I PAY YOU MONEY
The Jolly Gentleman: Y DONT YA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOUDLY BASTARD
PancakeGiraffe: YER F*** SH*T
The Jolly Gentleman: Well that was painful XD


PancakeGiraffe: You really wanna rehearse the whole thing
PancakeGiraffe: Bring it on
The Jolly Gentleman: Dumblecunt is going to say a few words to you now
PancakeGiraffe: GOOD EVENING FIRST YEARS
PancakeGiraffe: And welcome to hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
The Jolly Gentleman: Remember, the first floor is off bounds to anyone who don't wish to die
PancakeGiraffe: Very evil demons are in the first floor... Very evil indeed!
The Jolly Gentleman: They have TWELVE PENISES. And they will INSERT Them into your ORIFICES! VERY DEEP INSIDE AND RAPTURE YOUR INSIDES
PancakeGiraffe: Dumblecunt... I think we've just... we've got a few other things to talk about first...
The Jolly Gentleman: SHUT IT YOU STUPID WOMAN!
PancakeGiraffe: NO NO you do not talk to me like that these days
The Jolly Gentleman: THEY NEED TO BE AWARE OF THE PENISES INSIDE OF THE VAGINA!
PancakeGiraffe: NO THEY DON'T YOU LITTLE s I c K man
The Jolly Gentleman: I AM DUBLEDORE! ♥♥♥♥♥
PancakeGiraffe: SHUT UP! I DON'T GIVE A F*** WHO YOU AR
PancakeGiraffe: THIS IS MY BLOODY SCHOOL SOON
PancakeGiraffe: Shut up nooooooow
The Jolly Gentleman: Professor McGonagall ya’ wrinkley B I t c h .
PancakeGiraffe: Aw why ya callin me that ya bearded BASTARD
The Jolly Gentleman: I’m Trying 😆 TO EMPHASISE😁 the *DANGER*🚨 of the SITUATION🚊
PancakeGiraffe: There's no dangers 😈
The Jolly Gentleman: THE PENISES🚀 OF THESE MONSTERS👹
PancakeGiraffe: Why you talkin aboot their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ penises all the time?
The Jolly Gentleman: THEY’RE INSERTING THEIR PENISES INTO THE PUPILS OF OUR STUDENTS!🙀🙀🙀🙀
PancakeGiraffe: I THINK YOU'RE A GAY OLD BASTARD 👵MAN
The Jolly Gentleman: VERYYYYYYYYYYY SEXUAL👩‍🌾 an’
PancakeGiraffe: NO! no 🙅‍♀️ why don't you just shut up 🤐 you and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ viagra spells
The Jolly Gentleman: The first years🧒👧 are in danger of these PENIS DEMONS!😈👿😈💩
PancakeGiraffe: LOOK 👀 AT THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🤔 HARRY 😱 BASTARD 🙄 he's still at least 6 years from ♥♥♥♥♥♥ puberty 🎉🎂
The Jolly Gentleman: HARRY POTTER!
PancakeGiraffe: NO!! YOU LEAVE HIS LITTLE BOTTOM ❤️ ALONE
The Jolly Gentleman: HARRY, THEY’RE GONNA PENIS yer’ BOTTOM
PancakeGiraffe: Don't be scarin him like that 😱 the only thing that comes out your bottom is poo 💩 you only want p 💩 o 💩 o 💩 coming out
The Jolly Gentleman: YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL FROM THE PENISES.................................
PancakeGiraffe: First years.. First years.. Don't listen 👂 to the old ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👄
The Jolly Gentleman: BIG BULBOUS PENISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PancakeGiraffe: MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL 😭😭
The Jolly Gentleman: They’re going to RUPTURE👅👅 yer’ ANAL CAVITY!🍆🍆
PancakeGiraffe: He's talking 👄 a load of ♥♥♥♥ 💩
The Jolly Gentleman: YA BETTER WATCH Out! (you better watch out, you better run and because demon will come expand your hole. Ooooooh you better watch out, you better scream in terror as the demon will come for your holeeeeeeeeeeeee)
PancakeGiraffe: LOOK 👀 I'M gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ resign 👵 if you carry on with this s💩h💩i💩t
The Jolly Gentleman: LISTEN McGonagall👵 ya’ CHUBBY🤶 ♥♥♥♥🧙‍♀️. The ♥♥♥♥ is wrong wae yae ya’ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥😼 ♥♥♥♥♥🐶?!
PancakeGiraffe: Aw 😭 why you callin me that 💔 is it because I turn into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat 🙀
The Jolly Gentleman: YER’ A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾 CAAGGHHHT
PancakeGiraffe: Auch 😫 aye 😤 yeah I know I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ caght 😿 ya B A S T A R D
The Jolly Gentleman: WHY Y'NOT IN A ⚔️CAGE⚔️?! YA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐹🐰🦊ANIMAL🐶🐱🐭!
PancakeGiraffe: Em...?! SHUT UP 👄👆
The Jolly Gentleman: WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥🤬 HOGWARTS SCHOOL🏰?
PancakeGiraffe: Yknow what?! You're never getting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ blow 🌬️ job ⛄ fae me agen!!
The Jolly Gentleman: WHY DO I PAY YOU MONEY?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💲
PancakeGiraffe: YA DON'T YA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOULDY 💩 BASTARD!
The Jolly Gentleman: YER’ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!💩💩💩💩💩
PancakeGiraffe: I do more in this school than anyone does! 🚸🏫🙄
The Jolly Gentleman: I DON’T GIVE A ♥♥♥♥ M8.🤡
PancakeGiraffe: That was mega painful xD