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7/10 Enemies
8/10 Guns
9/10 Movement
10/10 Crab

Recommend for gettin' a bit Crabby with the fellas.

I have played Dota over the course of many years... It all began when at the ripe age of 13 on my mom's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer. I am now 21. Over the years, I have made few friends and many adversaries on this blighted creation of Valve, all profoundly toxic in nature. Toxicity is synonymous with Dota 2. No matter your skill bracket, one mistake = one teammate scorning you about it upon that very moment as well as during the inevitable loss of that game. US East servers are everything you wouldn't imagine them to be. Here, you will be graced with the disagreeable nature of anyone that doesn't speak your language (jajajaja, axaxax nightmares). To my calculations, I have invested about 157 days in this forsaken cycle of torment, and in my opinion, this is 158 days too many. I implore anyone seeking a solidified mental state to issue a virtual restraining order to this game. Moreover, those who find themselves addicted or pleasured while playing this game do not find happiness in the gameplay, but in the violent nature of their companions. You are trained to not only expect discriminatory and/or derogatory treatment, but to compound it with such a rebuttal as to create an uproar among your team, causing them to throw the game, as in the game's very nature (Either that or you just mute your whole team and take the L). Conclusively, I believe Dota 2 to be a haven for scoundrels, rascals, unadulterated heathens and unbecoming for anyone who treasures purity and possession of their own soul. I bless and pardon any Dota veteran that had the misfortune to stumble upon this hazardous waste in your youth, and hope your soul may someday find peace... To all those bold enough who dare to install and to play, you walk down a path that can only lead to misery and self-destruction. Blessed be the sheep among the wolves of Dota 2.