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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:44pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:45pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:57pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 12:06pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 8:13pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 6:34am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:49am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 8:06am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 1:28pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:54am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:12am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 2:10am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:13am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 9:05am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 11:36pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 6:48am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:38am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 4:01pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 9:12pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 7:11am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:31pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:07pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:54am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:32am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:44pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:34am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 2:48am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 2:55am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:10pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 8:08pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:48pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:14am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:12am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:04pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 12:50pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:47pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 8:05am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:24pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:29am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 11:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:25pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:28pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:25pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:44am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:54am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 1:04am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 12:02am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:09pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:41pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:41pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 10:36pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:27pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 9:12pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 11:18pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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