This is the hunter's badge of honor,
that he protect and nourish his game,
hunt sportingly, as is proper,
and honor the Creator in the creature.

Jager Commercials:

A guy comes out of a hedge, covered in blood and mud. He's holding one high heel shoe... Did I just eat a stripper? JAGER!

A little girl is sitting on a swing, not swinging. A tear rolls down her face and says, "Where's Daddy?" JAGER!

A guy, let's call him me, is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the left eye of a pumpkin. If that pumpkin didn't want it, why was it smiling at me? JAGER!

~Dave Attell