if u get assigned duo lane with this ♥♥♥♥♥....run...

This sly son of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Missing them tekken nights, ♥♥♥♥♥. Hope you don't mind me saying that. I just assumed since we both played fighting games that we're essentially blacks, or in this case, Wakandans. It's not appropriating, it's just a fact. Take a blood sample from me and you won't find iron, you'll find vibranium like that ♥♥♥♥♥ killmonger. You can't reach the rank we have without channeling hood energy. Anyways, wanted to let you know those scrims were very educational. Conditioned me to d3 less. If you wanna play Genshin Impact tonight to change up the flow of things, lmk. Yellow Panther terminating comms.

I spent my life savings going to 587 showings of 2022's Morbius. My wife couldnt understand why I'd do that but shes clearly just not a member of #MorbMania! She called me a stupid shill, she said I had gone to the theatre so much that the employees rang up tickets for 5 showings(of Morbius) that day as soon as I walked in. I say I just love MICHAEL MORBIUS! Well cut to today, I woke up and as usual my wife was not in our bed(She thinks the couch in the basement is just more comfortable) and she also wasn't anywhere in the house(not strange, she says she just needs lots of alone time away from me to "keep her sane" whatever that means) but anyway not that weird of a morning UNTIL I realize our useless lazy sack of ♥♥♥♥ kids were also gone. They never wake up before 8:30(I wake up at 8 because the theatre opens at 10 and I need to be there early to make sure I can get my tickets) so I tried calling my kids but it just went to voicemail.

Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.

-rep told me he'd give me feet pics but all i got was a restraining order, dont trust him