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when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
-- ♥♥♥♥ Brandon
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A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.
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Wad some power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see us.
-- R. Burns
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Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're
giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely
at ten o'clock. That's two minutes from now.
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The bank sent our statement this morning,
The red ink was a sight of great awe!
Their figures and mine might have balanced,
But my wife was too quick on the draw.
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If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped.
The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to maintain a position
in the atmosphere without something to support it must drop. The law of
gravity supercedes the law of golf.
-- Donald A. Metz
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