https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x7U0NLehr0

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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ ℕ𝔼𝕎 𝕐𝔼𝔸ℝ ☆
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ￥☆★☆★☆￥★☆★☆￥★☆￥
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠔⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠘⠛⠛⠁⠀⣀⠤⠚⠁
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⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱ 
⠀⣰⠁⠀⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹ 
⢰⠃⠀⠀⠛⠁⠐⠂⠀⣿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⠀ 
⠈⢧⣠⣾⣷⣦⣠⣶⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠒⠒⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰
⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡉⠉⠉⠒⠲⢤⡔⠁
⢀⠔⠁⠈⠻⣿⣿⡿⡋⠉⠓⠦⡄⠀⠀⠉⢫⠉⡆
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Goxtoso, saudades

eu <3 bolsonaro

se tem uma menina👩🏻‍🦰 olhando essa mensagem💌🥺 por favor namora comigo 😭😭 eu nunca namorei desde quando eu nasci 👶🏾 eu tenho 1⃣9⃣ anos e nunca namorei 😭😭😭 meus amigos👨‍👨‍👦 ficam me zoando na escola 🏬 porque eu nunca namorei pufavo namora comigo pufavoo 🥺😭😭 eles ficam me chamando de viado 🦌 pq eu nunca namorei 🔞 por favo namora comigo pufavoo 😪👌🏾eu só queria namora com alguém nem que seja de longe📲🖥 eu só queria namora com vc não ri não mano 😡😡 o caso é sério😐não ri com coisa séria 😑👊🏾 com amor N se brinca 👉🏾❤❌ pufavo namora comigo quero manda um beijo 💋💋 pra vc pensa no meu caso purfavo🙏🏾

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negro

Delicia de pinto gostoso amor rsrsrsrsrs >/////////< lindo maravilhoso

👊😍❤Coisa❤😍👊✔ 👊😍❤Mais❤😍👊✔ 👊😍❤Linda❤😍👊✔😍❤BB❤😍👊✔ 👊😍❤amor❤😍👊✔ 👊😍❤Perft❤😍👊✔ 👊😍❤Gato❤😍👊✔ 👊😍Princeso❤😍👊✔ 👊😍❤gostoso❤😍✔ 👊😍❤lindo❤😍👊✔ 👊😍❤tooop ❤😍👊✔ 😍 Nossa 😍✔ 😍 Que 😍😍✔ 😍 Gatinho 😍✔ 😍 perfeitoh 😍✔ 😍 Eii. 😍😍😍✔ Sabia 😍😍 ✔ 😍 Quue 😍😍✔ 😍 Euu 😍😍✔ 😍 Tee 😍😍✔ 😍 Acho 😍😍✔ 😍😍 Tão 😍😍✔ 😍 Perfeito😍😍✔ 😍 Aposto 😍😍✔ 😍 Que. 😍😍😍✔ 😍 A ❤ 😍😍😍✔ 😍Disney👀😍😍✔ 😍 Não👎😍😍 😍 Tem 😚😍😍😍✔ 😍 Esse 👠😍😍✔ 😍 Principe 😍😍😍✔ 😍 Tão ✔😍😍😍✔ 😍 Maravilhoso😍✔ 😍 Te 😇😍😍😍😍✔ 😍 Amo 💝😍😍Liiinndo 😍👏✌ ✿❀¸¸. Seu pft gato☆ ★ ★ Mas é lindo 💘😍❤

TIFU by putting my foreskin in the PS5 disc drive.

Long story short i got a part of my foreskin ripped off. Not much but enough. Currently in the ER.

Now long story: I was bored and couldn’t find a game to play and i was naked. So i walked up to the PS5 and did a mini squat, stretched my foreskin till about 5cm and put it in the disc drive.

At first it started sucking the disc (dicc haha) for a few seconds and then it stopped briefly. I stood there and looked into my tv with great shame for those few seconds. Then the console beeped once and proceeded to suck in the bottom of my foreskin and it had torn it off. A little piece but enough to start the bleeding.

Now i’m currently in the ER getting my foreskin fixed, the culprit PS5 is still at home and i haven’t pressed charges. Never really told the doctors the truth either.

TL;DR: i got a part of my foreskin ripped off by a rather aggressive playstation. Currently in the ER.

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https://youtu.be/jFBKQEY1D74

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIZWlW1YhbU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIZWlW1YhbU

| 💙🌳🥞🚗📕⛳🚘👃🍖🎫👑🔋🐊🏀👔📀🌋🎫:bryda

"There's nothin' wrong with bein' a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."
-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)

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do you believe that the earth is flat, and p¡ss is stored on the balls?

manitooo

Só cierrando os Metros

+REP good boy

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