Just how the ♥♥♥♥?

When they designed Courtney, didn't occuor to them to make her boobs smaller? Now every-time she's on screen I have to masturbate to her massive boobs. What if I wanted to skip cutscenes and just Zandatsu enemies with my sword? Well, I can't, because I now I all I want to do when I see Courtney is go Blade Mode on her titties with my irl sword. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLATINUM GAMES!!!!!! And when the cutscene ends I still can't play the game because I have to pause it and go for round two. Round two is basically me thinking about her boobs, because that's a sight that stays with u forever. And then I'm too exhausted and fall asleep. And I dream about Courtney and I wake up with a boner and it starts again 😩 .

What happened Rick I thought you weren't a beta anymore, ain't that what you said? Even right here right now you're not gonna rizz me for it? I'm better looksmaxxer than you, Rick.

I'm better for Lori than you, man. 'Cause I'm a better sigma than you, Rick. 'Cause I can mew and I can jelqmax. But you come back here and you just destroy my edging streak!

You got negative canthal tilt... You got prey eyes... You ain't got the first clue on how to lock in.