WHAT THE SPAGHETTI DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU HUMAN? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE ROYAL GUARD, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS IN SNOWDIN, AND HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED PUZZLES. I AM TRAINED IN BLUE ATTACKS AND I'M THE TOP MONSTER IN THE WHOLE UNDERGROUND. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU OUT WITH COOL DUDE BONES THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY SUPERIOR WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT NONSENSE TO ME OVER UNDERNET? NYEH HEH HEH! THINK AGAIN, HUMAN. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF DOGS ACROSS THE UNDERGROUND AND YOUR CELL PHONE IS BEING TRACKED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE CAPTURE, HUMAN. THE CAPTURE THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO PROVE TO UNDYNE ONCE AND FOR ALL HOW GREAT I AM! YOU'RE FINISHED, HUMAN. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN DATE YOU IN SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH RATTLING MY BONES. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN BLUE ATTACKS, BUT I AM AN EXCELLENT COOK AND WILL USE MY COOKING SKILLS TO SHOW MY SUPERIOR LOVE FOR PASTA!!! IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT GRAND RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE "CLEVER" FLIRTING WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE HELD YOUR TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, SILLY HUMAN. BEING THE GREAT PAPYRUS, I HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN IN DATING, AND I NEVER WILL! NYEH HEH HEH!