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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:50pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 7:16am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:38pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:27pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:43am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 1:57pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 7:33pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:43am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:31am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 6:59am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 12:24pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 7:03pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:50pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 5:36pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:42pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 6:11pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:20pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:37am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:43am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:24am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 10:05pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:28pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:24am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:02am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:33pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 7:21pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:24am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:24am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 10:24am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 10:32am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 4:07pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 12:31pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 6:12pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:09pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:20pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:16pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:16pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:53pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:28am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:19pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 4:15pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:02pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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