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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 3:08pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 3:08pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 3:14pm

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 3:46pm

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 3:48pm

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 3:42pm

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 2:36pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 1:56pm

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 2:13pm

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 2:18pm

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 2:10pm

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2018 @ 2:00pm

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2018 @ 2:15pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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