+rep talented player, solid aim, let's dominate the server together

Fancy a quick match?

A guy on Grindr told me that his fantasy is to slice off my foreskin with a hunting knife and then force feed it to me. I’m not into this sexually, so how do I let him down gently? I don’t want him to be angry at my rejection to the point that he tries to obtain my foreskin without consent.

+rep brilliant game tactics

I noticed that you used “😭” in your comment. Just wanted to say, don’t give up anything in your life. I don’t know what you’re going through but I’m always here to help.

Nice achievements! Wanna play?

+rep good profile, impressive gameplay

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate “womp womp”

i am not joking, neither this is a copypasta. I just hate it. Sorry for the profanity, but it just always pisses me off, and i am starting to take a winning position in an argument online and all of a sudden somebody just says "womp womp".

I believe that Mr Beast is the antichrist. He’s a rich person who has an endless amount of funds, he is extremely influential among the youth and uses his powers to cause miracles(blind people gaining vision, poverty ending, etc) and now he wishes to be the ruler of the temporal, his title has Beast in it. He is the antichrist.

Fun And Quirky Gamer Boy
I'm Not Like The Other Guys
I Don't Party Or Drink, I'd Rather Stay In And Game
13 Turning 14 Soon
BLM, ACAB, LGBTQ+
Proud Redditor
Dream stan

I am SICK TO DOUBLE DEATH of this. I click on the porn/hentai like I’m like “Woah this is damn hot!” but then UH NO OOPSY POOPSY THE GIRL HAS A PENIS! I’m not homophobic and sexist or whatever it is but STOP IT! If I see one more femboy then I am calling the FBI,The royal guard and even my brother Gary to invert that penis so IT WILL ALWAYS STAY AS A VAGINA AND A VAGINA ONLY!

So I have a problem every time I talk to a girl i end up staring at her boobs but these girls are my friends im not attracted to them they are good friends but every time I dont manually control my head it automatically stares at their boobs. every time I catch myself I stop and manually look at the person im talking to but like... I want to be able to talk to someone while not constantly saying to myself dont stare at her boobs. Like these are my friends ya know. And i feel disgusted with myself.Anyone got tips?

How do you resist at night? During the day is easy bc i have things to keep me busy, but at night?? I try to sleep but all i think abt is the urges and it is a losing battle and Im not winning it. Im under 18 so i cant go for a drive or walk or anyth. Im stuck in my room. With only my thoughts. What do i do?

Lefties rejoice! Players can now redeploy their weapons, swapping between the left and right hand

Lefties rejoice! Players can now redeploy their weapons, swapping between the left and right hand

Hi everyone,

As the title says I worked in the piss and ♥♥♥ factory for over twenty years and I welcome you to ask questions

I left the piss and ♥♥♥ factory around 8 years ago but upon finding this sub I think it’s time for me to share my story

Obviously I cannot divulge the recipe for ♥♥♥ so please do not ask, as well as this only three people in the world know the full recipe as it’s a heavily guarded secret

Please also note some questions just outright cannot be answered lest I get sued or worse

Other than that ask me anything

Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

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Dear mam unfortunately, I can have a short glimpse of your calcium canons, although it is a heavenly sight, but as a good citizen, I should inform you about that

祝各位春节快乐,幸福美满

-rep doesnt like vaporeons :(

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny :winter2019angryyul: and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary :winter2019surprisedsnowman: moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly :winter2019joyfultearsdog: I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

2024 Happy New Year

26 Jul, 2016 @ 1:30pm
1:29 PM - Ryydx: ur cooler than Lewis

Merry XX xmas
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ha ha hey cutie, why aren’t you smiling? you should smile more, show those pearly whites! ah ha what’s that? you have a boyfriend? pfft I wasn’t flirting with you, that’s crazy. just tryna make you smile, queen. maybe you should drop that zero and get this hero since you aren’t smiling with him. ah ha ha what that mouth do? smile? cos you should do it

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祝各位中秋快乐 但愿人长久，千里共婵娟

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I'm sorry that you were born in Germany :(

+rep - Played like 4 or 5 years ago a single game of PUBG on 8-man mode, we made a very special connection, his friendship is infinite and a fantastic guy, didn't even type or interact with me since then, which is great.

Anyways, good lad!

Sir, unfortunately I am not able to recall what I did to you to deserve such a rudely worded comment. Please elaborate on that. My direct messages are open for you if you decide to apologise for those words. If you dont want to I highly recommend washing your mouth with soap because that wasnt the lords way.

Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.

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-rep hacker you know that we can download the game right ?

-Rep Troll.... ♥♥♥♥ player to and very bad at bhop....

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pretendin to be offline again huh,
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騒がしい日々に笑えない君に
思い付く限り眩しい明日を
明けない夜に落ちてゆく前に
僕の手を掴んでほら
忘れてしまいたくて閉じ込めた日々も
抱きしめた温もりで溶かすから
怖くないよいつか日が昇るまで
二人でいよう
君にしか見えない
何かを見つめる君が嫌いだ
見惚れているかのような恋するような
そんな顔が嫌いだ
信じていたいけど信じれないこと
そんなのどうしたってきっと
これからだって いくつもあって
そのたんび怒って 泣いていくの
それでもきっといつかはきっと 僕らはきっと
分かり合えるさ 信じてるよ
もう嫌だって疲れたんだって
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もう嫌だって 疲れたよなんて
本当は僕も言いたいんだ

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