Swag ☨ Jesus
Homie of the Holy Trinity   Israel
 
 
The most Alpha man of God you've ever met :HighAggro:
My YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/SwagJesus69420



Dont come at me with those trades guys i was wrongly banned, my uncle was playing find the thumb with me and accidentally punched me into my PC and made me launch my Cheat Engine file sheet for Stardew Valley.

And ♥♥♥♥ your trades, i dont give two ♥♥♥♥♥ you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥.
Currently In-Game
Old School RuneScape
Artwork Showcase
"All thanks to thee, most worthy of lords.. A true lord, fit to link the fire."
Favorite Game
Screenshot Showcase
This game is fucking sick.
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Professional Ass Eater and Dark Souls Duelist.
i5-12400f - ENERMAX AQUAFUSION 240
RX 6800
MSI PRO B3660M A
NZXT S340 Elite

Recently accepted into Faze and did stuff my sisters hamster into a sock with some marbles and beat our dog to death with it, my sister has since then been put in psychiatric care.

Commander of pro Nerf squad N1GR-69 in North Carolina, i've won over 60 battles with other pro teams and even won 1-5 battles. i am an avid Mary Jane "toker" and proudly browse le reddit and make informed posts on varrrious topics. i am quite a smart guy

Recent wins of mine
1 v 4 with only a spoon and a flash
1 v 2 mems only (pepe, 4chan, /r/memes, pls no repost)
1 v Bruce Lee and TubGril (only a flash and a flash)
1 v FayzE (Burst glock, headshot only 1 flash)
2 v 5 but i killed my team mate cause he insulted my Waifu Rainbow Dash

My Nerf career has since taken off as i now command my own squadren of 8 - 8 year olds. Since the recent death of many of my older opponants due to unknown causes i have become undefeated in the NNL and MSA (National Nerf League and Meame Squad of America)


- Justin caring/loving/feminist/self educated tai quan dao master and katana expert. Professional Bethesda modder and hentai aficionado.

Omigosh like Hentai Vibes only pls, kthnx :healthyhearthling: :wilbur:


#HillaryDid420

"I burn incense because my brain likes the smell
She get a whiff and thought that it was a spell
I ain’t say come but she at the hotel
♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ mean, me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
-Xavier Wulf
Recent Activity
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Currently In-Game
98 hrs on record
last played on 27 Dec
43 hrs on record
last played on 26 Dec
Real_Vegeta 18 Nov @ 7:18pm 
*slur slur* he whimpers
Real_Goku 17 Nov @ 2:21pm 
*slur slur* he whispers
Real_Gohan 26 Jul @ 12:42pm 
*glub glub* he whispers
Real_Goku 25 Jul @ 6:19pm 
*glub glub* he whispers
Real_Vegeta 1 Jun, 2023 @ 4:49pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Real_Vegeta 27 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am 
It's been years