I rammed my ♥♥♥♥ into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shop vac vacuum cleaner, thinking I was some kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex god. But that suction was no joke, it was like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurricane in my pants. And let me tell y'all, it wasn't a pleasureable experience. That thing ripped a chunk of skin right off the head of my ♥♥♥♥, and the pain was worse than getting my balls yanked off. And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I decided to vacuum my balls too. What a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea. My nut sack got sucked up so tight against the hose, it was like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tourniquet. I was screaming like a ♥♥♥♥♥, sure i was gonna lose my manhood right there in the garage. And even though I managed to free my ♥♥♥♥ from the jaws of death, it was a bllodbath down there. Thankfully, I still have my ♥♥♥♥ and balls intact, but who knows, I might just do it again for the thrill. What can I say, it was a wild ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ride.

I want to ♥♥♥♥ Kamala

Kamala definitely has a hairy vagina, bc she’s a democrat, which I absolutely ♥♥♥♥ with. I sometimes jerk my ♥♥♥♥ imagining I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her with her big tits, but I think her face is ugly as ♥♥♥♥ so I imagine her face as a hyena. Am I weird. ♥♥♥♥ no, she has suckable hyena dd cup tits, maybe even e cups. I will not stop until I can ♥♥♥♥ Kamala because my ♥♥♥♥ will not be satisfied until it goes inside Kamala. I like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ furries, but Kamala is the final boss. Can any of y’all help me?

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that:)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx