Recent reviews by John.

This game isn't even buggy...you listen here young child. I'm your guide, your guide to dayz. There is only one rule to this game, depsite the zombies, your worst fear is twelvies. They come in massive groups. You may find a lone twelvie roaming the streets of chernarus. If they speak, saying "Don't shoot i'm friendly" shoot them straight away and run....run like you have never run before... Or you can do what me and my friends did.. Step 1). Get swords 2). Get handcuffs (No need for keys) 3). Find a lone twelive, we happened to find this twelvie at Balota Airfield, we handcuffed him and beheaded the beast..
People will kill you for food, trust nobody.

Played the Altis life mod.... ran into a safe zone with a bunch of cops, got arrested for no reason.. Got put into a police car (They have no idea what's about to happen) i had weed on me... I smoked the weed in the police car, infront of all the cops... then.... Boom, the car exploded and all the weeds was gone :(

This game is a magical game, i took someone to a cave after shooting them in the chest with a dmr....If you play the dayz mod you will find ourself in a place, in a time were your blood pumps uncontrollably, your heart will pump faster than it ever has before. Because you're about to die, do you want to die? no ? if not then follow these steps...
1). Move out your cover.
2). Run toward the gun shots, make sure you do the zigzag
3). Yell friendly(This only works in cherno) run towards them yelling "I'm Friendly"
4). Because you're friendly they aren't allowed to kill because you said "Friendly"
5). Thank me later :)
I've been playing dayz since i was a young lad, trust me...
Don't kill fresh spawns, because that's mean and you're not mean...

7/6 Best game of all time, thanks to this game i need to restore my dignity, and my underwear.

Very good game 10/17.5 and a Half