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🕺 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🚕
📘 🐊 ⚡ 🌸 🚙 🎫 👃 📕 📒 🎄
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and
inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and
impenetrable fog! -- Calvin
Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts.
I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can think
twice.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in
the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Calvin
🐠 🚘 🎁 🐳 💗 ⛳ 🐟 💚 🌽 💄
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Synyster: Ich bin sad
Jason not this time: wieso
Jason not this time: :o
Synyster: 580 ping +- 1000
Synyster: GG
Jason not this time: AxAxaxax
Synyster: Selbstmord incoming
Jason not this time: wie wäre es mit LAN?
Synyster: goodbye cruel world
Geheiligt werde deine AWP,
dein FRAG komme,
dein HEADSHOT geschehe,
wie in NUKE so auch auf DUST.
Unsere tägliche HE gib uns heute.
Und vergib uns unsere TEAMKILLS,
wie auch wir vergeben unseren TEAMMATES.
Und führe uns nicht zum CHEATEN,
sondern erlöse uns von den FLAMERN.
Denn dein ist das AIM und die TAKTIK
und die FRAGGEILHEIT in Ewigkeit.
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I True?
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