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Не Hokuto no Ken, но тоже сойдет.

steam nominations made me do it

THOSE ACHIEVEMENTS ARE RIDICULOUS!
Unscrew 500 000 bolts. If you do 1 bolt a second, that's ~140 hours of pure bolt unscrewing. HUNDRED AND FORTY HOURS! WHAT IS THIS?
Fix 1 500 cars. Why do you need to fix that many cars? By the time you fix your 200th cars, you are already a MILLIONAIRE. You want to buy cars that you want, you want to renovate junkyard and auction cars. You don't want to do normal orders. You want to build your collection.
Sell 1 000 cars. In order to sell 1000 cars, you need to buy 1000 cars. WHO NEEDS ONE THOUSAND CARS IN A CAR MECHANIC SIMULATOR? The driving is ♥♥♥♥, so you don't drive them, you just build a collection. You can buy 5 cars and sell 5 cars in roughly 73 seconds. So by purely doing this taks you will be done in 4 hours. FOUR HOURS OF DOING THE SAME ♥♥♥♥ TWO HUNDRED TIMES.
Balance 1000 tires. Balancing a tires is roughly 22 seconds. So 22 000 seconds pure clicking and waiting for 22 seconds. Click, wait, click, wait. What a nice way to spend 6 hours.
Examine 10 000 parts. Only manual examination counts. What is the point of this. You don't need to examine parts manually. You can just see that they are ♥♥♥♥ from the way they look. To examine a part, point, click and hold for 1 second. So there you go 10 000 seconds of clicking and waiting again.
Listen to 10 000 songs. This is a fun one. What is a song, at least 2 minutes? So 20 000 minute. More than 300 hours of listening to songs. I guess if you do all that other ♥♥♥♥ you will be done with this "automatically". But it's obvious that developers just want you spend a ♥♥♥♥ ton of time in a game with not so much content. I would say you will see all the content of the game in 50 hours. There is just not that much stuff to do.