Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes.

“Me: that won’t stop them from hitting your car.
Valero: *pulls out knife* no but at least I can take their wallet”

If animals don’t want to be eaten, why are they made out of food?

On average there is enough bones inside of a human to make an entire skeleton.

There are 12 puppies, all but 8 die. How many are left?

"The constitution does not say that government shall decree the right to keep and bear arms.
The constitution says, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGMViTfNPkQ

Time to get frisky with Kremit

Expose thy upper ventral region or flee this establishment.