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Gulag Gertrud 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:43pm 
4 Bar cheap character abuser, i'm sure you will get high in the ranks bro!
kinglobster 12 Feb, 2024 @ 2:04pm 
marvellous
Nirv 9 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50am 
gf is prego
we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
Nirv 28 Apr, 2018 @ 12:07pm 
watx ur bak arend luton nxt time boi
Nirv 12 Nov, 2017 @ 3:04pm 
(ง'̀-'́)ง 1v1 me outside tesco
Nirv 6 Jun, 2016 @ 11:56pm 
ur so hansom
Tyroneous 30 May, 2016 @ 9:40am 
uir sogood at evertyhing
Wolfhound 18 Mar, 2016 @ 7:50am 
ur amazinb
Tyroneous 13 Feb, 2015 @ 8:53am 
ur socool
Midcuckoo 12 Mar, 2014 @ 6:20am 
♥♥♥ near my profile again and i'll rek u m8
doggtreet 8 Nov, 2012 @ 6:26am 
What if we don't have a heart, Don-Don?
Vuhsachee 26 Sep, 2012 @ 9:21am 
-EXPLOITATION-
Tyroneous 23 Sep, 2012 @ 3:30am 
Lol posting this september next year xD
Foster 12 Sep, 2011 @ 12:59am 
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Vuhsachee 1 Sep, 2011 @ 7:55am 
-EXPLOITATION-